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Cool down, Franco. The man says he's sorry.
And now.
♪ Acid-bear boy ♪
and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.
I've seen your bank statement.
Got any gear on you?
It's a shite state of affairs to be in
Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag.
Fucking boring after a while without the cumulus
You can’t stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and meeting ziggy pop at Gucci orgasmique
to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.
♪ Just a perfect day ♪
£2, 133.
The last thing I told you was to mind the cards.
No! Get off!
Saxons in England, 1042: No Cnut leaves here ‘til we find out what Cnut did it.
Shite.
♪ You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy ♪
who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way,
Is there any chance of getting back together?
No, no, no, I'll wash them.
- Yes! - Yes!
He knows a lot about Sean Connery That's hardly a substitute
What? Holding hands?
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions, or bought them,
I realized that something important
and other sorts of shit.
Honor Blackman, A.K.A. Pussy Galore, right?
No, I don't think so.
Mandate Anyone?
Wake up.
Under the normal run of things
Karen’s & BTEC Bob’s after hearing about the vaccine
Bastard!
That's what he got off on. His own sensory addiction.
Yes, a fucking Godsend!
I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing.
So I squares up, casual like.
and now I've got 18 hours to go till my next shot
♪ Oh, you've got blue eyes ♪
It’s the great outdoors !!! Take your shoes off!
They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet.
where any fool could make cash from chaos and plenty did.
All right.
Fuckin nice one Franco!
And it all goes wrong, big-time.
Just say no.
9:00 to 5:00, good at golf, washing the car,
will soon take hold of me.
about his unifying theory of life.
I was thinking to myself, This girl's special.
♪ Shortening, shortening ♪
It's an interesting theory.
Good chips.
my only worry is it will not be long before we meet again.
She’s gone mark
You mention that again, and I'll cut you up.
We settled on £16,000.
Come on! Come on!
He's our son.
Are you feeling better now?
Straightaway he clocked us for what we were.
This is the last of that sort of thing.
Gail. Mr. Houston, Mrs. Houston.
Don't know.
Stop it. Stop it.
Are you her flatmates, like?
♪ And you just groan, boy ♪
Franks!
Never again Swanney I'm off the skag.
So he bought her a present, brought her this kitten.
Wild hands like me!
Does a nice sideline
You'll get to go on holiday FUCK COERCION
Eh What are you talking about? A lot if cap that fell out of your anus
All the money I spent on my philosophy degree I might as well have stuck them up my arse
Trump trying to punt hydroxychloroquine
It’s a scrandal Franco Too fuckin’ right it is
and got the police to break down the door.
What do you think?
Fuck.
It's on its way.
multiply it by 1,000 and you're still nowhere near it.
temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone,
Where? The video shop, Tommy?
Cat got your tongue?
and if that's not your fault, then I don't know what is.
Hello
Mmm. Ohh.
A little bit crazy, a little bit bad.
It looks easy, this, but it's not.
I quite enjoyed the sound of it all.
It's a scandal franco
Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual,
I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on.
Who the fuck are you?
Instead, he and Begbie hung around my bed-sit
I just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job.
Gonna buy yourself a wee island in the sun?
Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins,
I shall not hesitate to impose a custodial sentence.
Wake up …. for sex….
Not because he wanted to.
Aah!
Retrovirus is the right answer!
♪ Just a perfect day ♪
Which receptor is that?