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All the fucking chemicals.
Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult.
Well, I've not brought them.
What can you say?
Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?
A walk!
No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over,
You going to eat that?
Going straight and choosing rich.
and I did what had to be done.
Well, I hope you learnt your lesson, son.
What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt?
There was only one thing for it.
I've got a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse.
Well, that's very easy for you to say, Diane.
You understand?
♪ You're real, boy, speak to me, boy ♪
Okay. Same again?
Well, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty,
Jesus Christ!
A joke's a fucking joke.
♪ Oh, it's such a perfect day ♪
but we have many things to remember him by.
- Good luck, Spud. - Cheers, Cowboy.
Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine.
Trev’s Pies
It's good
We're £2,000 short.
♪ Then later a movie, too, and then home ♪
That lassie got glassed And no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it
Bastard!
Choose rotting away at the end of it,
Tommy, it's Mark, man.
♪ You're going to reap just what you sow ♪
Aye.
It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fucking tightrope.
Or, let me guess, you've never tried it before.
My Pleasure!
in connection with an armed robbery
Closer in that respect to Cary Grant.
No!
You ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiot.
I must remember that one.
You're always going on about how it's the ultimate hit.
School is fine at the moment.
toxoplasmosis.
Eh?
Came in at 16 to 1.
pissing your last in a miserable home.
I bet Lizzy told him where to stick it.
No.
You should try it with Tommy.
♪ Random blonde bio, high-density rhythm ♪
Oh, my God, no! Please, no!
He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit.
It's fresh air.
and I can't even walk the fucking streets, you go.
It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy,
I left something.
Tommy.
This cunt is no tryin'
I think he wants to go himself.
But there comes a time
It's easy to be philosophical
You lied on the application
You didn't get followed, did you?
Every time I touch a ball, I seem to pot something.
Fuck off!
Cool. Whatever you say, man. Sorry.
Bastard!
You can imagine what happened.
His post-junk libido, fueled by alcohol and amphetamine,
Are you serious?
You're staying here where we can keep an eye on you.
She wouldn't let him near the house.
and all of the things that don't matter
Should you stand guilty before me again,
Oh god Tommy, I feel sick
He picks on this specky wee gadgee at the bar
dextromoramide, chlormethiazole.
It seems I really am the luckiest guy in the world.
Get you a good price.
Choose a career. Choose a family.
♪ And get wet like an angel, derail ♪
It's shite being Scottish
Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny.
Brilliant gold taps, virginal-white marble,
As you wish, sir.
for it was the source of much of our gear.
- Tommy. - Tommy.
Can you not go yourself?
Not much.
Stop!
But by then we had another reason to go back.
But then again, try too hard...
What?