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Hey.
♪ She smiled at you ♪
into a program of rehabilitation
Yep, lots of storage. All mod cons.
or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics,
Music is changing. Drugs are changing.
- Well, it isn't. - It smells like it.
No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home.
Mikey. Hi. Yeah, it's Mark Renton.
I'm terribly sorry. I can't go to £ 19,000.
Don't worry, son. These things happen.
My so-called mates.
What indeed could one do?
Sneaky fucker, don't you think?
Ursula Andress.
One mattress.
He's gonna go. He's going all the way.
stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
They're both schools.
Neither did I. What is it?
Never again Jenna I am off the Skag
♪ And our horses will not be toys ♪
No! God, no!
Lager lager lager lager lager Lager lager lager lager lager
Oh, Tom, come in me!
The other fucking week, doing the fucking volley.
♪ The kitchen sink was blocked ♪
There was no need for you to get your foot in the door,
setting up contacts, as he constantly informed me,
Fucking say something
old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics,
on account of the length of his habit.
Mr. Murphy, you are a habitual thief,
Emily saw Fifty Shades Darker in the Cinema. She got offended by a joke and tried to block it. She couldn't cock block Christian Gray
if he'd only thought of it first.
Like heroin.
That went without saying.
Aye.
Yes, only to get my foot in the door.
Sell it on the streets? Fuck that!
Hello.
its really good
I read it in Cosmopolitan.
Better than sex.
Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that shite.
See when I get back the money's still here, okay?
- Four grand. - You haven't got four grand?
Oh, fucking nice one, Franco!
Yes, it is.
The scum of the fucking Earth.
Francis Begbie.
It was just an idea.
Nobody move!
Lockdown
I've been desperate for a shag,
where he met two Russian sailors.
What's going on in there?
♪ The bathroom sink not there at all ♪
Hit.
Nothing could have been further from the truth.
Right.
It's shite being in the UK
This is not natural, man
If you're gonna waste it on a bird,
♪ Don't look back ♪
And he scores!
In that case, you can do it.
DAY 4 You sweat that shite oot of yer system
Okay.
is the right answer
That's your theory?
And don't make any noise.
sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them,
Look, could you help me out?
I haven’t felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978
If everybody keeps their mouth shut,
Yeah!
But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere.
The most wretched, miserable, servile,
Rangers Fans Right Now
Mark.
Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you
It’s really fucking good
I decided to put them in the worst place in the world.
OI OI
I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way.