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Russian Conspiracy in Edinburgh
Tommy.
I'm on the black, and he's in the corner,
Jesus!
Eh What are you talking about? A lot of crap that fell out of your anus
Oh, yes, 'cause I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually.
Three sickly sweet doses
But he's a mate, you know, so what can you do?
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
That's what everyone says.
Meanwhile.... Lockdown in Edinbra
No problem
Where's Franco?
but there's really no need to take it out on us.
It's shite being a developer
The world's changing. Music's changing.
Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C
What was it, pneumonia or cancer?
I'm glad you've found a job and somewhere to live.
Beautifully fucking illustrated.
And finally, Francis Begbie has been on television a lot,
♪ Bo-o-o-o-y ♪
I remember when you were a wee baby.
Fucking scandal.
and a sweat on my back like a layer of frost.
I wished I could think of something to say,
But hey, don't us girls Just love that
I need a hit.
You always got the truth from Tommy.
♪ Feed animals in the zoo ♪
Cook us up a shot, Rents.
Would you all please rise now for the committal?
♪ Blond boy, blond country blond ♪
The embodiment, right, of his superiority to us.
All I need is one last reboot
There's too much discrimination in this town.
Yes, I am.
No, toxoplasmosis.
Georgie Best, for example, had it, lost it.
I want to try it, Mark.
I settled in not too badly and kept myself to myself.
They reminded me of myself.
at the box office.
But living like this, it's a full-time business.
I am no longer constipated
and he never cheated on anyone.
I'm Kaneoram and I'm a Twat. I shouldn't have been born
At the end of the day, I'm the cunt with the pool cue,
Hit.
that he didn't shite it off 20 years in Sultan.
Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you,
Now get the drinks.
Both of them are a lot better than Diamonds Are Forever.
♪ And remembering nothing, boy ♪
for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all.
Runs a hotel, a brothel.
now unvanquish orneon! jsjx odi jdjcick jd ijsjc usj jxj wocof
It's official.
We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine,
So who else?
♪ I can't break away ♪
So he met me, and I offered to take it off his hands
Thomas McKenzie filled a number of different roles in our lives.
Bastard!
These, gentlemen, are £2,000 bundles.
Aah.
Some people hate the English. I don't.
♪ In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy ♪
♪ Mama's little baby loves shortening bread ♪
♪ You are my drug, boy ♪
There were a lot of possibilities running
OBI WAN KENOBI ITS REALLY FUCKING GOOD..
What the fuck are these?
In sentencing you to six months imprisonment,
I could offer a million answers, all false.
The state-sponsored addiction.
Oh, Lizzy!
Pardon me, may I use your bathroom?
♪ Yeah, something called love ♪
at a very reasonable price, with the intention
♪ I've grown so close to you, boy ♪
You sweat that shite out of your system,
Isolation Is a fucking laugh!
It's me.
There was no such thing as society, and even if there was,
Hi.
not by decision.
he was going down for 15 to 20.
Lol
Can I borrow this?
I'll put the sheets in the machine.
Ohh.
Lauren fucked some Niggers. She had one big orgasm after the steam released in her anus
Aye, you fucking do.
Are you getting in or not, pal?
the washing machine, the car,
He starts getting these headaches,
Oh, no.
Here.
I thought you might, Franco.
♪ You had chemicals, boy ♪
We're ruled by effete arseholes.
And Sick Boy. He'd have done the same to me
Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting,
- Aah! - Aah!
People think it's all about misery and desperation
So I cooked up, and she got a hit.
And it's going at £320 a week.
What?
Do you see the beast?
Is that a promise, then?
CD4 is the right answer!
Fuck!
Just to show me how easily he could do it,