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I'm gonna go out for a little bit.
Once I find a barber, I stick with him. I almost went to barber school.
I've gotta take this call. Listen...
Could I watch a little? It's my favorite movie.
You are not ptc material
So I still haven't heard about that job.
Well...
- How can I help you? - The name's George Costanza.
Thata Johnny Deppa, hea makea me s**t on the bed!
Okay, why don't we start the bidding.
A thousand twice.
I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this flexible accordion-style folder.
You are aware that Pensky is interested in me.
- I'll be right back. - Take your time.
Now, you are aware that our board of directors has been indicted...
In the one minute he worked on me, I could tell he was good.
I have a small apartment. I like to feel tucked in, nestled in.
- What do you mean? - What?
Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Equi...
Unbelievable.
The uncle. Enzo. That's the guy Jerry uses.
- Take the K-Man. - Yeah.
I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything.
But I take care of you because you my favorite customer.
You tell the joke. I cut the hair.
I no like the funny business