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OK, fine. You don't remember the lame excuse
wasn't smooth.
It makes no sense whatsoever.
Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.
Ohh.
There's got to be a cab around here somewhere.
No way.
? He's gonna fill his cup with the love in your heart?
and the woman is so willing
And so ridiculous.
and you think that's a curse?
You have first pick.
and I wanted to be with her,
Cindy!
What are you talking about? It's Cheryl.
My name is Cindy!
Yeah, well, it's on Long Island.
? Your legs give way you hit the ground?
Ha ha ha.
Wait a minute.
Oh, ha ha! Sorry.
to tell me what you would like to do tonight.
Will you just forget about him?
I'm getting out of here.
that could happen.
Because, Jack, I really think you're the most...
Be careful on the ice.
after the next when he could be with...
We're not going there.
Tell me about it. I'm a secretary.
Let's do it.
You think there's gonna be
It's New Year's Eve, and the woman breaks up with me.
Remember '78, I went home alone?
making out in a bathroom stall.
I just wanted to get it over with.
It's just this guy, you know?
He's the worst.
now,
- When are we meeting them? - I told you. After the party.
You know what?
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Oh, God.
I can't call her.
Spider-Man
Yep.
and I got what I was looking for,
I thought we were getting out of here already.
This is bullshit. L...
? Throw you like you were dice??
Oh.
in the street on New Year's Eve?
Great, Jack.
Cindy, I find myself very intrigued
Yeah, I heard he had a record out.
who throws himself
and everybody hates me.
? Like you just did?
I'm the worst lover you ever had.
What are you doing here?
292 Great Jones Street.
Well... no, l...
I'm sensing a real reluctance on your part
? The man's out of control?
He's all yours.
I was contemplating using the bathroom, asshole.
I'm serious. I think we should
Eric, you're hurting my skin.
Twain bite into a string bean
with countless strangers and bartenders,
You think I'm a slut!
around the party. It was real weird.
What the fuck is your mother doing
I'm gonna go find Tony.
[Zipper Unzips]
We're going to that party,
Bartender: This is where it is.
It's not that.
How long ago?
? You think you're infamous Mark remains untamed?
The only reason I keep you around as my friend
l... I do?
I'm going to the party.
So you feel like you are at work!
Absolutely. Sure.
I bet that Cheryl person hates you, too.
No, thanks, anyway, heh.
- No, I mean a match. - Eric, will you relax?
I did.
if you know what I'm saying.
What would you rather be doing?
'Cause I think I'm finally over Lenny.
Of course Ellie's gonna show up tonight,
I can't speak for Bridget or any of the others...
Oh, come on, don't be like that. Look, Cheryl...
Mm-hmmm.
We're sorry.
but I think she want a weenie herself,
These pictures here, I'm keeping forever.
OK, so I was wrong about Jack.
This corner's great.
It's those guys.
I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now.
I'm having fun right here.
and realized you can't have sex with me?
She thinks I'm sleeping at your house tonight.
of our friendship, we just decided
I got to meet this guy Tony
That's the point. The whole topic makes me uncomfortable.
What is it with guys
after I put the cab up, I mean.
Do you think 6 months is a long time
to smooth things along, and the next thing you know,
Now these two girls in this picture,
ends up breaking up with me.
Oh, you're Monica.
I'll know it if I see it.
Because I think I'd really like to get out of here.
Scrambled or fertilized?
What, the bartender?
oh, I couldn't understand a damn thing they said,
of me and my buddy Twain.
? Nothing could save us all that is sacred?
Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility
and he was just... so...
to care about you, Jack.
[Sighs]
Remember when we went to a show together?
Ohh...
Here you go.
if you just shut your freakin' mouth for five seconds?
suddenly they've developed
don't know what to do with either of them.
Look, to tell you the truth,
Even when you go to a party,
I thought it was okra.
Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.
that everyone thought was dead,
Are you telling me we're stranded here for the night?
There ain't no nothing.
You are much
That's what struck me last night
It's ridiculous and demeaning.
? She said?
Look, you just met this guy.
What are you talking about?
Listen to me. We are in deep shit here.