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I'm fucked up? I mean,
OK.
before I get out and play the market full-time.
You're like a pack of Philistines!
I can't believe you let him French you.
Jesus, like it's my fault I'm irresistible to men.
Maybe I should leave.
but my little girl pretty in pink,
? I feel it slipping away?
We don't know anybody.
- OK. - OK.
? Sweet harmony?
Recently? While we were still together?
This song always make me think about that.
then they was kissing.
When have we ever not gotten dates?
You just stay the fuck away from B!
a pretty unusual evening.
? Peace, love and understanding?
I'm serious.
So call her up.
until I'm a hollow shell.
- Your drink! - What?
You just realized this now?
For reasons I can't explain right now,
I mean, that's something.
My cousin Val? From Ronkonkoma?
Oh, my God!
because this is breaking me, Eric.
OK, it's, uh, how you doing?
Mmm.
That's not even a real place.
Do you have a light?
No. We've never been anything
I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake.
for somebody to tell them
Silky ho. I'll never forget her.
Yeah.
I'm not moving from this corner.
Sweetheart, you know what you need to do?
and I know it.
Fantastic.
I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life.
? Up in your bippin' you better stand tall?
Ow!
You are cursed,
so, you know, I wasn't...
Look, Jack, we don't have to do this.
Mmm.
No. I don't think that would've helped.
with his hands,
calling me again."
I wouldn't go to that party with you
and it looks like he found what he wanted,
[Speaking Hindi]
Oh, and I called my parents,
Ohh, look at that.
just walking the streets out there?
Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy.
Can I get some penis over here?
Ohh!
he's rolling with big girl,
I love the East Village. It is so cool.
I'm not finding a wallet here.
? You brought me in from out the rain?
Elvis Costello?
Yeah, I do think so.
Thanking you? My life
Shit, my friends
I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right.
What were you two doing back there?
Look, I'm sorry that what's-her-face dumped you.
Oh, that's perfect.
- What? - We've got an hour.
? And let me down?
Almost having fun,
but totally honest with each other.
we'll get a couple beers,
Yeah, OK.
I got pictures. Look here.
I can't take it anymore.
Really, law school. That is so yuppie.
the bartender/lawyer/real estate guy.
Oh, God.
Well, that's not good for me, man.
? Boogie wonderland??
OK? And I'm sorry
They're really sexy.
? You say your prayers?
Oh. OK.
I mean, all the cool people live here!
Thank God he brought a live one home,
We're totally fucked on New Year's Eve
Don't yell at me, Kevin.
OK. I'll do it.
[Laughs]
and, uh, move that truck for me?
are a shield against meaningful interaction
That's right.
Oh, really? That's very astute.
Well, you just take that god-awful dress off,
Yes, when she invited me.
No. Maybe lunch?
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫
standing around with their cigarettes.
I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before.
having sex with people
these feelings for me.
[Crash]
Just called you up to say,
? You understand there is no exit?
She is having a party. I just need the address.
Ah, it's Ellie.
- Val! - I'm just asking.
Oh, my God.
and we're going to have fun,
How could I have been so stupid?
Those guys were such total posers.
Here you go, baby.
was it... you know?
So freeze your fucking ass off!
Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby!
? Through troubled times?
OK.
? Boogie wonderland?
you're on some macrobiotic diet,
It's, uh, it's supposed to be a good party.
I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month.
You know how it is.
Why is everyone so afraid?
Cindy, wait.
? Hey, yo?
Yeah. This is the address she gave me.
right there,
? What's so funny about?
Especially as pretty as you are,
Ohh! Ohh!
Suddenly, she's got this mountain-climbing boyfriend
Bridget: That was a total waste of time.