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You say you will, but you won't.
Always is, baby.
All right?
I've ever heard in my entire life.
Look, I've been sitting here waiting all this time.
Really.
You are nice.
I always thought, it could've been me.
- Call your mother. - My mother?
Everybody came and I missed it.
Oh...
Where are we gonna go, huh?
coming from the back seat.
- Ever? - Yeah.
Hey, baby.
Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey. So are you totally hung over?
she actually broke up with you
Val, this is it. This is B.
Too bad, in a way.
? Circulate the red light vistas?
Anyway, I think it's time to quit smoking.
Eric: For some reason,
? Must be a sucker for it?
I made the crab dip myself.
? You're stunned momentarily dropped?
It's not that bad?
you.
I met him, got his autograph
That's it! That's my party!
Is it better?
I'm sorry.
by your creativity.
'Cause I'm... I'm so sick of your shit tonight.
I mean, there's techniques you can learn
No one wants to be the first to arrive.
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫
I can't.
Can you just get the car to move?
Wait! Uh...
because it's too uncool to be prompt?
You know what? You should just go home.
You're kidding.
Where are my fucking glasses?
Enjoy. Enjoy.
Do you believe him going on
Yeah. Maybe. But let's just go to the party, OK?
Yeah,
Stop it.
Who the fuck are you?
Man, that's a cool party, huh?
What?
- ? Yeah? - ? Baby?
thinking I have no friends
So what'd you think about that party
I said thank you. That's courtesy.
Yeah.
He's saying we shouldn't fight
Happy fucking New Year!
You don't have to bite my head off
But at least he has a gallery.
You know, I just...
- Interesting guys? - Yeah...
so I'm sorry if you're having troubles
I know it's not much,
all-consuming right now,
You don't have to get so emotional.
if that party got any crazier,
- Yes! - There you go.
Seriously.
We're going to the party. Come on.
sever a totally unhealthy relationship.
really feature you guys well.
Hey, pal, did you see, uh...
What are you talking about?
OK, but not in an obvious way.
Good to see you, too, Cheryl.
because I think you're lucky.
you better tell me that when we get moving.
? A solitary man??
I can't believe how drunk I am.
? It just makes me want to cry?
Oh, I ju... oh!
? Pass that by me one more time??
? Save it for later?
Oh...
That's not lame.
Yeah, it's always lots of reasons.
We're going to a party is all.
What, are you OK?
everybody got what they was looking for,
I know. I look terrible.
like, I like you a lot.
Hey, you OK over there?
I told you we should've left him behind.
Well, you know,
Val!
of the rotational thrust.
Just stop it.
What do you say we go get some cocktails?
Did you say D, D like dog?
Yes.
why I don't mind lying to my parents.
Her? We're just friends. You remember Lucy.
You know, tomorrow, it's going to be,
You're going to call this band
Nnhh!
'cause I'm set for the night.
? And don't, you don't care?
You go pick up somebody else.
This is yours.
Oh, my God.
No.
[Hillary Moans]
But I like a lot of people. See?
No way. This is totally
Well, that's OK. l... I understand.
And I think the whole thing stinks.
because we're just friends,
bump into Twain and the girl of my dreams
? Took a little fall and now you want to end it all?
Well, if they do, you have my word...
and I've never done anything like that before,
was here last night?
There I go. There I go.
I can't believe you don't remember my name.
then they was smiling,
Look, he wants me. Not you, me.
Ronkonkoma.
In the... ln the 5 years we've known each other,
This is the address I wrote down
you know, when it happens, you know it,
You know, when you know it,
Oh, will you relax?
Oh, my God, Val, we have to go.
It's only 9:00.
You know...
Is that too jerky or something?
you broke up with me and I'll stay.
I'm totally afraid.
I don't wanna force you to drink against your will.
Now this guy is hungry for love or something,
Oh, my God.
if it's a clean break.
Ellie and Jack? When did that happen?
Happy birthday!
Oh, God.
I recognize your shoes.
Do you believe this place?
God... excuse me!
I'm gonna have you on your hands and knees
? I don't care?
Uh, you wanna break?
Jesus, Stephie!
Look, all I'm asking for is the truth.
You better pray that the bartender shows up.