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Have you been smoking in here?
Well, if you like that...
- Could you have more condoms? - I did.
Why didn't you tell her to stop?
Yes, let's go. The sight of all these bleached teeth is blinding.
Once we got inside, our magic carpet ride really began.
Apparently, one nod from Hef, and the pool party was over.
Maybe it's time we thought about some options, like viagra.
Yeah, I want to see some Bunny ears.
We had found it. Fake Fendi paradise.
- You are so New York. - Come on, don't you miss it?
Later that night, two very happy New Yorkers prepared
I was actually starting to like LA.
I'd always know, my bag came from a trunk deep in the valley.
- Do you want to go there? - Yeah, I want to go to the vlp room.
The first thing you'll need is a good bikini wax.
He's a changed man. He's spiritual and happy.
It looked even better on the inside than I remembered it,
- He met the Dalai Lama. - I met Hugh Hefner.
Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a frat boy?
We're New Yorkers. Aren't we supposed to like neurotic guys?
- I don't like fakes. - All that matters is what it looks like.
I'll have the omelet with no cheese, but tomatoes and mushrooms.
- You've been married for... -... over a month.
My marriage Is a Fake Fendi
It was the perfect ending to my week of make-believe -
While I was going native with Keith, Miranda and Lew went to New York.
We drove for two hours in the valley...
No, here. This place is known for its green tea infusions.
Look on the inside. A label that says "Made in China"