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I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
It can be manly in insurance
Morning, sir. What's all the trouble, then?
Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are.
So absolutely huge.
Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.
Must be that hole in the bloody mosquito net.
What's this, then? A liver donor's card.
have always been trademarks of the British Army.
Chaplain.
Where's the patient? Patient! Anyone seen the patient?
Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.
Hey - I didn't eat the Mousse!
FEMALE LEAF: Oh, my God!
Yes! Atkinson.
INSTRUCTOR: And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour.
Aren't you lucky?
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
In this amazing and expanding universe
Now look, we're just asking you
Sorry, sir. Thank you, Sergeant Major.
MAN: Hey!
Now, did I do vaginal juices last week?
Well, I would remind you that you're a guest in this house...
and you feel that you've had
Take this.
he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing
(MEN CLAMORING)
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
"Harry, I want you to sell me a condom.
He writes the lyrics. Burt just writes the tunes.
That's right, madam. Typical of him.
Or stir-fry us in a wok
"and try and live together in peace and harmony
Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda,
Wonderful what we can do nowadays!
On the dusty ground
Oh! Yes, of course. We have a train to catch
to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember
(BELL TOLLING)
As my husband Howard here feels, or whether there is,
If you're not getting your hair cut,
the outstanding returns on their bold business venture
ALL: A tiger?
(SCREAMING)
as the sun set slowly in the west,
I am the Grim Reaper.
.
Boy, move over there. I'm warning you.
to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
in Kadesh Bilgemath,
(CLEARING THROAT)
If a sperm is wasted
Management before christmas:
CH ILDREN: (SINGING) Every sperm is sacred
(SCREAMING)
You see that?
Okay, show's over.
(SINGING) There are Jews in the world
(GU NS FIRING)
Excuse me.
at least I don't work for Jews.
That's what he used to say.
NARRATOR: The Meaning of Life, part two. Growth and learning.
Did you hear that? He's been sacked.
as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy,
But ....it’s just a wafer-thin mint
(CLEARING THROAT)
And just what
It's only wafer-thin.
The EEG, the BP monitor and the AVV. Certainly, Doctor.
who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case,
(SOBBING) Oh, no! I...
(GU NS FIRING)
(PEOPLE GREETING)
If you want to know what I think, I'll show you something.
We'll have to take all the blame.
The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area,
It's truly a real honorable experience to be here this evening,
But I think we'd better get to cover...
Or so it would have been,
Their semen with more care
Well, ça, c'est le meaning of life
What do I do? Yes?
Nearly there now.
for all of you.
Shall we take our cars? Why not?
Mine And mine
of how the juices are coming along.
What's new? Not much.
she put me on her knee and she said to me,
Actually, I think there is one there somewhere.
Oh, no, sir! I'm afraid so.
And it went wherever I did go.
and we escaped by making this skin out of old used cereal packets.
And it went wherever I did go.
but it didn't do me any good at all.
Now don't argue!
Fish, fish, fishy, oh!
Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry.
Eyes down for a full house!
Now, what about the rest of you?
Yeah, we love pineapple.
Hang on, 68.
Sure. Why not?
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best.
In fact, I will personally make sure you have a double helping.
Yeah, I expect they'll get onto it now.
Sorry about the mess, sir.
You, you and you, break open the weapons.
I'll thank you properly later on.
He's cute. Yeah, real understanding.