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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Or baste us with hot fat
Thank you.
Why did you say yes? I didn't.
Thank you, Brigitte.
Right. Sergeant Major caconym learning how to use aeroplane mode
Over here.
Mr. Death is a reaper.
Patient. Patient, yes.
Jolly good. Well, must be off.
You talk and you talk and you say,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
You shouldn't have said that, sir.
Sail away... NARRATOR: And so, they sailed off
and I hope very much we will see you again very soon.
Or boil us in a vat
Yes. Yes. More apparatus, please, Nurse.
Oh, why, why, why?
Oh! I never knew Schopenhauer was a philosopher.
.
for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.
Thank you.
he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar,
Well, I've worked in worse places, philosophically speaking.
and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts.
A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served?
You sometimes win or lose,
Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all
to join us, the filmmakers, in Find the Fish.
There he is.
Hats People aren’t wearing enough of them.
WAITER: Hello?
So you still reap around here, do you, Mr. Death?
"everywhere you go."
we would not dream of giving you less than the full amount.
We showed 'em, didn't we, sir? Yes.
Nope.
Ah, waiter, this meme isn't very good.
Blame the Catholic Church
"Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
That's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
quite enough.
Hello. Welcome to heaven.
We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in 1839.
Get the plates and knives, Walters.
And the cleaning woman.
(GUNFIRE)
Oh, no, that's not it.
Me and the lads realize that, sir, but, well, we may never meet again, so...
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm?
for scientific experiments.
Oh, Max. Really!
Are you sure you wouldn't like some sherry or...
You always talk, you Americans.
The next, they'll kick you in the teeth. Yeah.
Yes. Good Lord, look at this. By Jove! That's enormous.
(LEAF SOBBING)
of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century,
And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when my wife enters the room, Carter.
I mean, I killed 15 of those buggers, sir. At home, they'd hang me.
We're inmates of a Bengali psychiatric institution,
Still something missing, though.
I mean, you try getting butter to melt at 15 degrees below zero.
Oh, quick. Go and get the others in, Gordon.
Well, ce soir for a change
Well, we sort of like pineapple.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
Right.
(PANTING)
Jolly good.
Just one moment. I'd like to express on behalf of everybody here,
It's just that we have to go. I'm having rather a heavy period.
All right, just one. Just the one, monsieur.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
So, the man starts by entering or mounting his good lady wife,
SOLDIER: Morning, sir.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
(SH USHING)
Not if we're going to remain members
who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.
Is God really real
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
Is it the chicken and the egg time
Lights! Amplify the ping machine.
No.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
It's one of the little men from the village.
and harden.
THAN LEARNING TO USE AIRPLANE MODE?!
NARRATOR: There it lay, the prize they sought.