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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
Every sperm is needed
You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock
God shall strike them down
Is there something wrong with the food?
(STAMMERING) I just can't go on. I'm no good anymore.
Who are you? I'm the husband.
All right.
Oh, sir! Sir!
None of you have got any balls.
moving the penis up and down inside the vagina.
but believe me, me mind's made up.
Yes? Hello. Can we have your liver?
You looked after it like a son.
I don't seem to be able to find it, sir, be in number four trench.
Yes, sir? What is it?
He's coming!
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Any idea how it happened?
We can take precautions!
as orthodox Christianity teaches.
Some nights it was so cold we could hardly move
Don't skimp on the pâté.
We'll up your premium semiannually
Like Nietzsche.
Okay! Well, look.
Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour '45,
(MEN LAUGHING)
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
the moment where we take a break and invite you, the audience,
She sings about the meaning of life.
I've got a book I'd quite like to read.
There are Buddhists
and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats.
Yes?
Only if I can do the episiotomy.
What was that? What's he saying?
that has made the British Army what it is.
The mill's closed. There's no more work.
you want to go practice, eh?
and Spadger and I had already got the other one.
Can I just ask, with reference to your second point,
We wanted to get the feel of it from the animal's point of view.
Luckily, we have been prepared for this eventuality
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Righto, Skipper. Oh, sir, sir?
Are moving at a million miles a day
There's no "S" in Burt Bacharach.
He'd see through such a cheap trick.
Would you kindly wake up?
(STAMMERING) I apologize most sincerely.
Has anyone noticed that building there before?
Exclaming in Disgust
So just why Why are we here
It's Swiss. Well, now, that is thoughtful, Sturridge.
Because every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Rubbish! Shh!
You do not understand.
Every sperm is good
(CH ILDREN GROANING)
In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour
Legs up.
What's this conversation here? That's football.
You don't have to go leaping
I just kept getting older, and it got more difficult to see.
(MAN GRUNTING)
What do you do with them all, anyway?
Yes, well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here.
Can we have your liver, then?
Um...
This life is a sad vale of tears
It's sort of a specialty of the house, you know?
Come along. Come along.
Silence! I have come for you.
A thousand pardons, monsieur.
Ooh! That's what being a Protestant's all about.
Follow me. Now.
Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time,
No, no, no. I mean, why we're here, on this planet.
You don't have to have any clothes on
While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
Right. Sedate her. Number the child.
I wouldn't know about that, madam.
Here it comes.
I wonder where that fish has gone.
Just remember that you're standing
Any other problems I can reassure you about?
Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours, then, eh?
Which brings us, once again, to the urgent realization
Woke up just now, one sock too many.
Oh! And that's what we're talking about.
Are moving at a million miles a day
(GROANING)
Well, and after that?
Bon, and the usual brown ales?
Well.. F**K Y*U
Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?
Oh, shit! It's Mr. Creosote!
You don't have to be a six-footer