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Yes. No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no, no.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing,
(ALL MURMURING)
No, no, no. What is this one here?
Go read your book then.
onto the lower peg immediately after lunch,
Come on. Don't be shy.
What would you rather be doing, Atkinson?
Well... Right! Off you go!
And the little lamp, sir? Yes.
(GU N FIRING)
Do come in. Come along.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Good Lord!
battled on until,
J EREMY: Hear, hear. Yes, we're so delighted
Yes, sir. How many plates?
It's Christmas every day in heaven.
Caption, I expect.
The Stilton's awfully good.
ANGELA: Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed.
(MEN CHEERING)
The meaning of life.
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
There's toiletries and trains
yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
the desperate and reasonably violent men of The Permanent Assurance
I know it's Friday. Watching the football, are you?
We stumbled across it, actually, and wondered what it was.
NARRATOR: The Meaning of Life, part 6B. The meaning of life.
No, just a moment, sir.
Mmm-mmm-mmm. SOLDIER: Sir! Sir!
Hi. And his wife, Debbie.
"It's all for the good of the country," he used to say.
Ross! Get the readouts!
Well, it's not much of a philosophy, I know.
(EXCLAIMING)
Suppose I'd better go along. Coming, Pakenham?
Once-proud financial giants
(BUGLE SOUNDING)
But it's the same with us, Harry. What do you mean?
Oh, the vulva's dilating, Doctor. Oh, yes, there's the head.
Let the pagans spill theirs
Look at them. Bloody Catholics. Filling the bloody world up
if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother,
Oh shit! ITS MR. CREOSOTE!
(CH ILDREN CLAMORING)
if certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world
ALL: A tiger?
and are now taking steps to remedy it.
Follow Me Now
I can live my own life in my own way if I want to.
"Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat.
NARRATOR: Part one. The miracle of birth.
but not pari passu, as our research...
MAN: It's behind the sofa! Where can that fish be?
God shall make them pay
Every sperm is good
(BUCKET CLANGING)
Could we have a window open, please, sir?
Yes, well, this is hardly the time or place for a goodbye speech, eh?
apparently, your mother died this morning.
Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
(BUGLE SOUNDING)
the names of all those from the Sudbury area,
you forgot to your egg.
had not proved to be disastrously wrong.
You're right. We'd better get this stitched.
Right, Off you go!
Oh, come in. Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good.
We've sent for the doctor.
and though I may be down right now,
God gets quite irate
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
(INSECTS CHITTERING)
(PEOPLE ULULATING)
No. Obviously not.
Angela, I'd like to say this, please.
Of course, madam.
(LIGHTNING CRACKING)
Allow me.
Yes. During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of off.
NARRATOR: Middle Age.
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
Have you got one? Have I got one? Well, no,
Oh, yeah. Been in the wars, have we?
I don't think it's quite the moment.
Come on, Tooley. This way!
that you dropped in, Mr. Death.
ALL: (SINGING) O Lord, please don't burn us
That's quite a bite you've got there.
BOY LEAF: Mummy! GIRL LEAF: Mum, where are you?
Mrs. Moore's contractions are more frequent, Doctor.
The owner wanted it taken to Dar Es Salaam.
you have been convicted by 12 good persons, and true,
I worked there from 9:00 till 6:00, read every volume through,
Sure? Sure.
Cudgelled!
They'll be miles away by now.
Spill theirs just anywhere
"Gaston, my son,
And please don't stick thy servants, Lord
You heard me. Out.
just because it is mixed up with all the other things,
The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less fully erect.
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