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You've hurt his feelings, now.
and of the genus Felis Horribilis.
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
.
I know you don't like them, but I couldn't make another excuse.
What is life What is our fate
Mind the stairs, all right?
Oh, dear. I have trodden in monsieur's bucket.
And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead,
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
NARRATOR: This man is about to die.
You see? That means your baby is still alive.
see, throughout history, there've been certain men and women,
No, no, I'll get the tablecloth.
MAN: Let me out of here!
A sun that is the source of all our power
Great!
Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth.
Can I put the tube in the baby's head?
Oh, pardon! Gaston?
Shut up!
It's Christmas in heaven
by the supporting feature.
Ask if she wants to see
Mum, Dad, I'm off out now.
Be quiet!
Morning. I came as fast as I could. Is something up?
Sailing on the wide accountancy
(BOTH GASPING)
(MAN GROANING)
You fancy a cup of tea?
Morning. Morning.
(SINGING) It's Christmas in heaven All the children sing
Is there an afterlife?
before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Eric!
I love it here, darling. Me, too, Marvin.
Yes, Sarge. And I suppose
O Lord. ALL: O Lord.
How's it feel?
I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.
Yes, get the tablecloth.
(EXPLODING)
CAPTAIN: Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!
Now here's the meaning of life.
That's much, much better. Yes, that's more like it.
NARRATOR: The miracle of birth., part two. The third world.
(ARTH UR SCREAMING)
I mean, obviously, something frightfully funny's going on.
Left, right, left.
children continue to multiply everywhere.
Thank you very much, sir.
(IN HALING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Masks up! Suction!
Room? 259.
(HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
And we call these guys philosophers.
Oh, you folks want me to start you off?
That's why it's the church for me.
What do you mean?
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying.
the penis entering the vagina?
(MUSIC STOPS)
I want to end it all!
I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.
I mean, at home if you kill someone, they arrest you.
Can we have your liver then? I would be scared.
Here endeth the lesson.
Morning. Morning.
by a process of guided self-observation.
Morning. Morning.
but I can go down the road anytime I want and walk into Harry's
You know, one day, my mother,
at a dinner party is social death.
(CH ILDREN MURMU RING) We're destitute.
Yes. Harris, will you?
Come on.
Yeah! Right! She could be.
However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability
Every sperm is great
PERKINS: It doesn't matter! What?
Or is there some doubt
I should think about 150 men altogether, sir.
Who? The Grim Reaper.
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes
I'm so sorry.
Thank you very much, madam. Thank you.
As fast as it can go at the speed of light, you know
Oh, what a frightfully witty song.
That's it, Evans. You're fired.
We were just...
Now did I or did I not
Stop him! Eric!
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
What we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.
or would he prefer to order straightaway?
Oh, good. There's a lot of it about. Probably a virus.
Okay, Blackitt, Sturridge and Walters, you take the buggers on the left flank.
No one has ever had their liver taken out by us and survived.
and hold my head up high and say, in a loud, steady voice,
no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is.
(SINGING SADLY) Every sperm is sacred
on the horizon?