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I read it last night in bed.
No, I wouldn't do that. What about the fleas?
Wednesday?
[ Laughter ]
I've got something that will take your mind off of it.
Well, I was looking out this window about three o'clock
I'm not shouting!
What's the matter little, girl? Hmm--hmm--
[ Laughter ]
Stop shouting. You'll wake her.
You'll wake the Ropers. Quiet! Shh!
Oh, Janet, I’m sorry to bother you
[ Laughter ]
[ Awwwww ]
Hold it. Hold it.
What is it?
Mr. Roper fixed our fridge, and you know how he fixes things.
I don't know how to do that quietly.
It's wonderful.
Two grunts for no, and a burp when he wants his dinner.
Goodnight. [ Laughter ]
Some blonde left him on my doorstep.
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
Is not gonna work here, man.
Are you gonna see a show or anything?
That looks delicious!
Right.
I'll fix you something else.
I mean--the stuff she feeds ain't fit for a dog.
[ Whimpering like a dog ]
Ooh--I could kiss every inch of you!
[ Laughter ]
Hi.
The girls in the office call him Christopher Columbus.
Oh, I almost forgot the-- The reason I came up here--
Okay--No--No--No--No--
Oh, now Stanley, stop pretending.
Don't worry about me.
♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪
Uh-huh.
I went straight for the pages with the corners turned down.
No luck.
Yeah, but there's your boyfriends and everything.