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No, man, I haven't either...
Read it f or yourself and not f or no damn class, though.
Yep. I like this side of the room, but I guess you got here first.
- I will. - No, we don't do that here.
I like your beautiful hair, your eyes, your lips.
- So you think I got it easy? - Hell, yeah.
What if there's snakes? Hey, Monet.
What do I think?
...talking about skiing. They don't have the same worries.
I want you to say, "I apologize, beautiful black woman...
- One ass-whooping, but they still won. - How you figure that?
Check out this situation.
What do you do?
Yeah.
...this building, this school, this country, you!
I didn't ask f or this. I just wanna go to school.
I will beat you to the fucking ground, boy.
A tremendous effort by John Paul College...
Wondering who’s on concrete
You fucker!
- Fuck. - Fuck you.
And...
- Thanks. - Sure. Oh, wait.
You're not me! What are you gonna do?
...until you have proven that you deserve otherwise.
When your lady friend steals That Ghetto D
My days are numbered, Wayne.
No.
And don't use the same word every single time.
Show's over. Back to your rooms. Nothing to see here.
You must go now!
To steal what?
Right. I hope that all of you...
...that showed one out of f our women has been raped...
- Yo! Get the fuck up! - Piece of crap. Get his ass.
Can you hand me another one of those mayonnaise?
No, man, I mean anybody.
- Go get it cleared in that department. - Thank you.
For example, you are a runner, are you not?
- It is John Paul followed by Columbus. - First place, 39.58.
I ain't come here to have no white boy pull a gun in my f ace.
Drink! Drink! Drink!
...Malik Williams." What?
I've never really tried it.
I'm sorry.
Think what that means.
Quit worrying about what people are thinking.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Respond to racist cops like
What?
- It's a women's group. - That's kind of a contradiction.
- It's time for us to talk. - About what?
I think I'm gonna cry.
I miss my Ronnie! I never get to see Ronnie!
Do you feel better?
I'll do it.
Dude, when are you gonna clear everyone out? Classes start tomorrow.
Okay, let's go. Break it up. Come on.
Actually, better yet, you ever shoot a piece of meat?
Come on, give me some juice. There you go.
- ...about sexuality... - Oh, wow.
No, we don't. Put the gun down.
...taking up f or their own.
...until they give in, motherfucker!
It's a waste of time. Instead, I fight with this:
Real bad Dak after last game
- What's his problem? - My fucking head's killing me.
- Junior. - Kristen. Freshman.
- So, where you from, Remy? - Idaho.
And I'm getting mine.