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Soiled, like these cheap swim trunks...
No way.
But it'll come to me. It always does.
[All Laughing]
"Osama Bin Sexy," "Sexy Bin Laden"...
- Where are we going? - I can no longer live in this town.
I'm giving you a hundred-word limit. Here. I got you this counter.
Mr. President, we are so thrilled that you're here.
[Chuckling]
- [Chattering] - Hello, Mr. President.
I was in the pool when he did it. I was at ground zero.
Excuse me, friend. Where are you from exactly?
- that if he did what I did, he'd actually make it cool. - What are you talking about?
[Bell Dings]
- Have you been in there all night? - Yes. And I'm never coming out.
[All Cheering] Yeah!
Nobody here has any connection to Langley Falls.
Francine, initiate backup plan.
That last one was not erotic to everybody.
[Laughing]
Careful now. Ninety-six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.
Wait. Are you from Langley Falls?
He'll absorb it through his skin.
-(LAUGHTER CONTINUES) -Cannonball! Cannonball!
You are not wearing that to Buckle and Sharri's pool party.
[All Laughing]
One's true value is determined solely through the eyes of others.
- [Hooting] - Buckle! Get rid of that owl! My migraines!
Repeat. Put on the laxative glove and shake Obama's hand.
I don't know. Obama may be black...
I was actually at ground zero.
You can't hit me. I'm a new mother.
(WITH CROWD CHANTING) Cannonball!
Oh, my God!
Come on. You're really gonna kill me just 'cause I know your secret?
-(CHANTING CONTINUES) -Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.
I'm Stan Smith's brother, Applebee McFridays.
Ha! It is.