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You were joking?
Perfect.
For all the luscious Babes i'm gonna have
Our grandmother's Ill. I have to fly To idaho.
Was some time alone To clear my mind.
Hey, i think It's drying out A little bit.
Was not pregnant When i got it!
I guess the lobsters Finally wised up
What's the catch Of the day?
You know, coming all the way Up here to spy on me?
Well, i'd hate To have you butter Your knuckles.
Now i have Returned to you with A resounding "yes!"
Oh, woody, thanks.
Ha ha ha!
Don't you? There you go.
I don't want you On this planet!
Sam, i'm sorry This happened,
To humiliate Each other.
Can't you be Born again on monday?
To unload all those Kittens in one night.
Yes, this is The perfect moment,
Oh! Jeez!
We're on The right course.
Well, actually, it's Because i want to give The impression that
She's still In the bathroom.
I know--me.
Sam, what i said before About our relationship,
* Where everybody Knows your name *