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Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.
I've been wondering. You said it was working when you moved in.
I just wanna turn up the thermostat two degrees.
- Yes. - Do you have a vehicle?
Oh, yeah. I saw that. That was hilarious. Heh-heh-heh.
Come on, I just asked.
- Cool. - Nice.
I'm sorry, in the morning. Around 8.
- Howard and Raj helped me bring it up. - What's wrong with the furniture we have?
Fine, I'll take it.
- Uh... I guess. - This isn't going to work if you're guessing.
There was no place for company.
- Well, I've adjusted the formula. - Not correctly.
...between water and steam.
Okay. Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.
I don't like this spot. I have to keep turning my head.
...for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly."
Initial here.
But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.
According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitled to allocate 50 percent...
Cool. Can it break Mach 1?
- What does that have to do with Joyce? - As it turns out...
...and you still stay?
And it's a dickey.
You move in with this guy, makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.
All right, that's television and movies.
Oh, so the dialogue offends you?
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Yes, if we were lived in a tea kettle.
And for the record, the correct syntax is: