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...the government's been working on.
Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
People don't go in my room.
I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod...
...then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.
- Wait. It's here. - Ah!
Give me that
...I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
Okay, do you have an opinion about everything?
Not pregnant. Yes!
You are insane, you know that?
On occasion.
It also faces the television at a direct angle...
Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.
Oh, Ubuntu, you are my favorite Linux-based operating system.
- The bedrooms are back there? - That depends.
Why on earth did you agree to all that?
Howard, are you having a playdate?!
Does that really need to be in the agreement?
And it's a dickey.
...procreation or preserving the knowledge of mankind?
No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you!
This is the bathroom.