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Kills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent.
You've barely spent any time with her at all on this vacation.
What the hell was I thinking? I'm a rapist.
...asked me to look after you for the next couple days.
You can't hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
They have birdwatching, wine tasting, horseback riding.
No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17-year-old girl and I don't need you here.
Lois is my wife and...
I had a hunch.
- You may now kiss the bride. - Kiss her? I am gonna destroy her.
...I need a husband who wants to spend time with me.
Can I make a suggestion?
Every time you... We go to a hotel...
Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky.
...that sounds like the engine of Joe's fishing truck.
All I need now is the boy
The spirit of what's old And what's new
Jeez, what's your problem?
Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me.
...Nantucket, Cape Cod and all the great destinations...
- What are we doing? - Look, I'm sorry, all right?
...and we could pay you for it. - It's real easy, I promise.
And just so quiet.