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Oh, Dotcom, I think you're great.
We did a play together 20 years ago, and we were best friends.
I tried to be strong, but I just couldn't tell him no.
Okay, so instead of starting from scratch,
like so much human garbage?
Who are the decoys we will be using for the audition?
I'd like to do an old janitor who's finally had enough
Oh, no!
Anyone who wants to audition, just give your name to Pete.
And I say we hire the one who lives by the Code of the Robot.
I don't have bedbugs, Arizona, I went to Princeton.
that I get out of this miserable process.
with feelings and mothers who worry about them.
Don't jinx me
Liz, there you are.
Hey, Jenna, congratulations on your nomination...
and insisted she get a chance.
I was talking to you on the phone, wasn't I?
No, not since I was a child.
I know I have said some terrible things about you in print.
but Nicky Matarullo from Scotch Plains, New Jersey,
Paranoia? Where?
to stop sending me law school applications.
Growing up in Bed-Stuy, there was a certain music
None of your actors are auditioning.
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