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No, Francine. He needs a prince.
Yeah. You know, they say if a domestic pig escapes into the wild...
Well, guess what he did this afternoon.
Here. These are thank-you notes from your nads.
Living in Stockton In a nutshell
I'm gonna be Colton Lancington...
No. You know what? I can do it myself.
which means I do stocking, lifting and the like.
[Screams]
I can't even wear my new sandals now! No one's gonna buy it!
Is this food appropriate for a small dog?
- Can we get on with this? - Yes, of course.
but I was thinking it's time I teach you how to do some stuff on your own.
Hey, Roger. What's goin' on?
Come on! Muffin, stop wriggling! Now you have a good think about it, young lady! No! I don't want to!
Boxer shorts!
but I believe it was my body wash, which I've changed...
We're inside an alien's brain.
If anyone needs me, I'll be living in a tree, protesting logging.
Now, once you're in the brain of bin Laden's cat...
[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##
so I thought I'd bring you a juice to keep your immune system up.
And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles.
I like making love with the lights on.
Oh, my God. That's it.
Nice. The mobile lab's back from the garage.
Roger, you're in a coma.
You think you're better than me?
Your mother
Name's Mr. Clyde Templeton.