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( whale songs playing on tape )
TOO OBVIOUS.
NOW GO PLAY OUTSIDE.
WHY ARE WE DRINKING BEER IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE?
ALL RIGHT! WAY TO GO, MAN! WHOO-HOO!
SOME GUY RUBBING YOUR NECK HELPS YOUR HEAD.
I'VE KNOWN DALE AND NANCY FOR YEARS
THIS GUY NEVER STRIKES OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WHEN YOU KNOW ABOUT NANCY IS WEIRD AT FIRST
NO, I'M SAYING THEY'RE VERY EFFECTIVE.
TO HELP WITH HER MIGRAINES.
AND YOU!
I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HEADACHES ANYMORE.
YEAH, I KNOW.
( laughing harder )
NANCY?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES TO HIS CLIENTS.
NO, DAMN IT, DALE!
THROW SOME BIRDS IN THERE IF YOU WANT.
DINNER'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.
"'LIE LIKE A DOG' OFTEN ENOUGH
AH, I COULDN'T TELL HIM.
AND THE WORLD LOOKS FLESH-COLORED AND UNAPPEALING.
NANCY LIKES HER MEN THIN AND PALE OF FACE.
YOU'RE A LICENSED NEW AGE HEALER.
HEY, DALE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
SO, YOU'RE SAYING HE...
THANK YOU.
HELLO?
JUST LOOK AT YOU--
IT'S ABOUT NANCY.
I HAVE ALREADY SCHEDULED ANOTHER TREATMENT FOR NEXT WEEK.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO APPRECIATE THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE
NOW, EITHER YOU TELL HIM, OR I WILL.
AND WANTS US TO RUN OFF TOGETHER.