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exacerbated, instigated...
Well, I was gonna try to sell you some Handsome Cream,
- How much is this volcano insurance? - I-I don't know. Let's say $200.
7 x 191 = 1337
And do my taxes?
- What-what-what are you doing? - Oh, you don't know that either?
God, what was I thinking when I agreed to this?
Yeah, I did it. I bought volcano insurance.
He made some smart investments that really paid off.
- Could you sign this book, please? - Tony Robbins hungry!
It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
"MILK, MILK, LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE"
I don't care how well that chimp across the street is doing.
Then his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the chimp next door.
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
Volcano insurance? That's ridiculous.
So?
Though by many they're abhorred
I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblat of my very own.
Oh, honey! Oh, hello.
But where are those good old-fashioned values
Look how low I've sunk. Taking credit for something a smart Jewish person did.
- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!
Oh, I ran into Frank. It's funny -
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hey-hey, guys and dolls. Drinks are on doh-ray-mi.