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Oh. It's you. Um...
We have a new champion - Sinbad!
Besides, there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back.
Stewie, any parting words?
Aw, Chris. In a few minutes you'll become a smart, successful Jewish man.
Since I can't give her a slap
Jew
- Barry was over last night, and... - Don't tell me.
And down here in small print it says "He's signing it, he's signing it, I can't believe it. "
Well, that was so nice. A good sermon and such beautiful songs.
- I can help you with your homework, son. - God! Is there nothing you people can't do?
Don't worry, Dad. I don't need a Bar Mitzvah. I'm OK just the way I...
- What do you want?! - Financial advice.
I-I didn't mean "Oh, my God" either.
So, Bill, we attack tomorrow?
I'm not in right now. Please leave a message. Beep!
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Khan!
To teach me how to whine