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if you gotta pee, knock on a door,
You're not driving me around like a chauffeur.
Done, done.
Hey, I've got a good joke.
You didn't know that trick before the magician
Hey, guys.
Keep my eyes and ears open. Maybe there's somebody I can fix you up with.
So, last night at about 11:30,
Oh, I almost didn't tell you.
- Everybody's blind now. - That's exactly what it is.
blind or sighted, okay?
- The fact that you're a stupid baby! - I'm a stupid...
and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy.
Okay, now.
You've all heard of theater-in-the-round.
Thank you. Thank you...
What an idea! That's just great!
- Oh, okay, yoghurt. - Hmm?
I can't teach you.
Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon.
Hello.
It's not fair everybody knows what she looks like except you?
- Nobody. - It's great.
- One trick makes you a magician? - Did I trick you?
and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a...
- Thank you. - Just kind of fell in my lap.
That's what you're saying. I'm saying I'm naturally a magician.
What kind of person is so insecure that they have to make somebody
They're both healthy things. Yoghurt, yoga.
All right, look, I'll tell you what.
No, it ain't looking like it's supposed to.
- You got it? - No.
- Yeah? - We did good today.
Hey, if it's okay with you, I'm taking your car today.
- Sorry. - Stewart, how'd you do the trick?
- A vino, a nice vino. - Me too.
No no, just give me one more minute, okay?
that people get to see her and I don't.
You looked at it from behind.
He can move well, sings well.
I'm taking half that candy.
- Did you get the corners? - You know what I'll do?
Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you.
I don't like the "Happy Birthday" song.
I'll bet you those guys took my sunblock.
- Why? - I have my reasons.