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I said, "No."
Dude, it's when you take the chick,
Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.
I'm being summoned by Morty.
How did you find us?
Okay, but why Florida?
You know, I better check on him.
Y-You said it was purple.
No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book.
with the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.
Now, that's what I call draggin'.
Yeah, how about you suck your dick,
unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto
The Dragonarchy sentences you to hang by the neck until dead.
for this terrifying battle by remembering
Admit it, Texas. Ted Cruz sucks.
from your fucking dragon?
Now, with the four fresh, wet sluts that
Let's see the truth.
Ah! Oh!
W-Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years
Wait, why did the dragon come?
...and become the all-slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut.
♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪
kind of, like, gets in your throat?
My soul. Oh!
Wait, is this -- Why do you have an original
...I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider
Enjoy your dragon.
Well, at least I'm not into shit play.
How about a quick hand bond?
Oh, thank God.
Ugh!
just landed on our doorstep, we finally have a chance.
why not make up something...funnier?
How long does it take you to fly to Florida?
put her feet on a cathedral --Sorry to interrupt, guys.
with no water? Ugh!