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Now, if you'll excuse me,
No.
Here, let me kiss it and make it better.
We could be there in three hours.
I could Totally beat up Liam Neeson.
Charlotte I'm going to punch Waluigi in the car Charlotte how dare you say that that's it you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded now go to the naughty corner now
That sounds awesome!
how come it wasn't in the papers?
(indistinct chatter, music playing)
My... I words... I used words.
And in local news,
I'll be as irresistible to her as wood is to a woodchuck.
I'd knock his teeth down his throat
and finger-sniffing, and all you can talk about
Hey, Jimmy? Yeah, Dad?
I got to run out to the parking lot.
Can I help you?
Are you kidding? You took on the star of Kinsey!
Damn it!
(grunting)
If you're gonna seduce my mother,
Uh-uh, you could choke on that!
Now say it again without butthurt crying
You're out of jail! How'd you get out?
(groaning)
I'm not your clown.