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Hi, it's me, Jesse.
- Hey, Jer. - Hi, Elaine.
...this amazing little black dress. It was sleeveless.
- Can't do it. - What do you mean?
Mister austin resident you like 75 degrees
It was very emasculating. He doesn't know the nature of our relationship.
- Turn in? - Yeah, I had a tough day.
So the wig mas-
Yeah, it should arrive imminently.
Hey, sweetie, how was your day?
Unknown Tale: (Not a parody.) how dare he!
I don't think you can return an item for spite.
There's your champagne coolie.
What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
That's ridiculous.
For spite.
Ponytail? Get real.
Yeah, I'll pick you up right now. All right. Okay. Gotta go.
Wazzupguys: [Create=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Content isn't in accordance to community guidelines.) how dare he!
You weren't supposed to say that.
They make wigs out of human hair?
Then they'll match my sneakers.
Why?
- Like a shrimp farmer- - Okay.
Okay, well, you guys are gonna have fun here.
Ponytail? Get real.
So I didn't like the crest all that much, but the guy spent 15 minutes with me.
- What do you mean? - What do I mean?
I'm putting this guy right out of commission.
Well, you already said spite, so...
- Elaine. - Oh, hey.
- All right. - See you later.
...and these are the world-famous corisso buttons...