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I'm letting you stay here. You're wearing my bathrobe.
What if I get killed? Is my wig on straight?
Yes, several.
- Have you slept with him yet? - I just met him this morning.
- I'm Charmaine. - I'm Ethan.
To get out of the store, I said I wanted to see what someone else thought.
- Really, I'll be back. - Yeah.
You know, what do you people call it?
Can’t do it
“Ian” “EEN”
We ask that you please bear with us
Well, looks like it's just you and me, cowboy.
How much do you want? Ten? Fifteen?
I am beat.
Why go back there if you don't want the coat?
- But I thought Nicole Miller was ma- - Well-
You should adapt to me.
Are you a cop?
Now someone's gotta drive you every time you need your car?
Ever thought of selling it? It would make a brilliant wig.
...this guy's gonna dangle that dress in front of you...
It's all a big scam.
Why wouldn't you think that?
Yeah, why?
- Nice meeting you. - Oh, nice to meet you.
Let me speak with the manager. Excuse me.
Right in front of me?
...of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Why?
...powdering a thatch of horsehair on his head, going:
Yes, I think we might have something.
Sleep over
Ian with his lunch date (He's gay)
- It's my only backup. - Who do you think you're talking to?
Well, how do you know he's not wondering the same thing about you?
Oh, yeah, I'll make sure he gets the message.
Just tell him he doesn't have to be in tomorrow until 11.
- The Nicole Miller. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They stink.
But I'm afraid spite doesn't fit any of our conditions for a refund.
What are you doing in my car?
Why?
It's only 9:00.
Oh hi ian EEN
- What? - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kramer...