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...made from the finest antelope horn.
Get a calendar, honey. It's the '90s.
Bear with you?
Well, do I have my bullets? Do I have my bobby pins?
- Can't do it.
Those fanciful narratives really take me away.
I don't know when the whole wig thing came into style for a man...
- But I changed my mind. - No, you said spite.
I'm trying to reach Craig Stewart. He left this number.
- You have change for 20? - Fifteen?
Can you take me over to Jiffy Park?
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
That's an argument you can't win.
will there be a free exchange Of sex and orc cum
- I'd like my deposit back, please. - What's the problem?
We ask that you please bear with us.
Oh, yeah, the Nicole Millers.
- Yeah. - Do I really have to explain why?
- Mary Kay? - Mary Kay car.
What is the big deal?
Well, you've got that big, comfortable bed...
And it doesn't even have to be a big doubt, you know.
Does it say anything in the contract...
I'll need you to write down your phone number on the check for me.
You said I was a robot, so...
- So? Who is he? - Some friend of his from England.
Well, can I sleep with you?
It’s very emasculating
Well, so fine, then. Then I don't want it. That's why I'm returning it.