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(honking)
♪ You're blowin' up my pants, I like the way you dance ♪
Why'd you do that?
Ooh, ooh! In the window next to the state-shaped erasers.
F. Scott Fitzgerald onde wrote:
Great, I'll set something up. Erin, are you on?
with the ultimate revenge rap.
Jay lured me into debt and now he owns everything.
(chuckles) Yes, back then they'd give a book contract
is you've got a heart as big as The Ritz.
Yeah. I ditched him, all right.
don't feel weird doing drugs in front of me.
I'm in.
♪ After the break of dawn ♪
Risk my life in the arctic wilderness
(grunts)
Well, if we went on some lame econo-watch,
(honking)
$10 million!
Yet here it is.
It would be an honor.
- ♪ What's up? ♪ - ♪ Over here ♪
of hot fruit couldn't fill.
I would've gotten wasted beforehand!
where rich people hang out on summer weekends.
♪ Blue McLaren? ♪
(sobbing): Oh, man.
Oh, who cares? Ice is ice.
at your old summer place?
- Shut up, Miata. - Oh.
I'm not going back to that job.
But know this: Jay G ain't all that.
would beat on forever in another man's heart.
So that's how it is?
Fascinating.
you ruthless monster.
(chuckling): What a deal!
Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy.
overlooking Lake Louise.
♪ She gon' drop. ♪
For her, I gave up what meant most to me:
like you.
For the sheer joy of it,
Mm, whoever is throwing this magnificent to-do
Hush, you sound like Smithers.
(grunting frantically)
(gasps) A protest!
that his ruthless will to power
I mean, what is he?
And I respect that.
What's wrong, honey?
and he was whipping me so hard.
I'll take care of every detail myself.
My entire fortune, spent and gone.
With that in mind, I tell the tale of the tragic collision
But aren't you gonna get in trouble for missing work?
Stop it!
punching back ceaselessly into his own face.
Damn it, Monty, I don't want to die.
I haven't met him.
WOMEN: ♪ Hampton, ah, Hampton. ♪
My life used to be so lively, so full of excitement.
(chuckles) Once I would've thought nothing
Daddy's got your oatmeal.
Ouch.
♪ You're a lyrical Madoff ♪
This way, the whales know we are VIPs.
Wait, I have another idea.
Luckily, the pincushion store across the street
(gasps)
You know what?
Commence ripping!
The card stock is so thick.
You're not dead. Are you?
Broke? Me?