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Excuse me...
Right, and so-- Wait a minute, what?
- What? - It's just that...
I'm serious!
I've heard about other towns bringing in counselors
If I'm going to raise my son to be atheist,
shall make it through.
Your holiness.
I'm doing it a'ready!
The gospel lies somewhere beyond this door.
Hello, my name is Father Maxi from the United States.
- # That'll take you- # - Aghhhh!
Yeah, get it up there, yeah, uggnnnhhh, yeah!
if our priest molested our kids!
The gelgamex vagina is 3 feet wide… And filled with razor sharp f
So now I can dump them into this little pool
We shouldn't toss away the lessons of the Bible
Down with God! Yeah! Atheists rule!
just because a few priests in the country have been corrupt
Yes, I have returned with the holy document of Vatican law,
into literal translations of hierarchies and power,
You son-of-a-bitch, Kyle! I hate you!
The problem is that children are being molested,
they don't see how what you've turned the religion into applies to them.
and I need to ask you a few questions about your priest, okay?
I mean, right?
Well sure, that's easy for you to say,
Aaaghhg!
Well, it's true, what do a bunch of stories
Yes! Yes, I did it!
in fact, you will!
Well then perhaps we could change the holy Vatican law
Well Sharon and I are having a great time being atheists.
We don't know, that's what we're trying to figure out.
That's right, everyone just dig in!
Oh.
Rumble! Rumble! Agh!
It is not written anywhere in the holy document of Vatican law
It is stupid and immature!
No, it doesn't work that way, son.
Go on, priest Maxi, see if you can convince her.
"Under God" should be taken out of the pledge of allegiance.
Do you really think its safe to have sex with her?