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Thank you all for this high honor.
Does your mother always cut your meat for you?
Hmm. I said the same thing to my gynecologist.
Amy, this is for you, heh.
...cheering as they achieved orgasm.
Yes, it is. And you're so pretty in the morning.
Uh, sure. That'd be nice.
...so I could hold it against my pulled groin.
Aren't you going with Sheldon?
They're kind of the Brad and Angelina of the Primatology Department.
Do a little dance
Oh, wow, heh, so you guys are getting along?
I'm sorry. The bride and groom seem happy.
...that the graceful slope of its neck would cradle your genitals nicely.
Come in, let's talk.
It wasn't spray-painting a lightning bolt on my briefcase.
Aw.
- Fine, I'll get it. - I got it!
You said there'd be other scientists there my age.
I got you this to give to me.
You know, stay here for a weekend, see what it's like.
She is not for you.