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Nope. Words and everything.
They're like Hawaiian leprechauns.
♪ Start fallin' I
- Free cell service and-- -Half a mountain.
- I was worried about you. -You still in Forensics?
♪ And just let it go a'
...the Hawaiian goddess--
Well, I don't hook up, I get deployed.
Mm.
- Private citizen? -Mm-hm.
- He never tells me anything. -Sir, if I may?
And that's how you hang a flag.
...after a Cure concert? -Who could forget that girl?
They really did. What else can I do?
- Dad. - There you are.
- Hey. - Hey, Dad.
So much paperwork on this guy. A surprising amount of paperwork.
My first civilian gift to you.
You knew about the launch.
Keith Richards looks like a teenager next to you.
I want to introduce you to Brian Gilcrest.
One, two, three, two.
Morning, sir. I'm so jacked for today.
Let's just straight-up talk about it before I explode.
...of the United States Air Force Space Command...
Why is that so exciting to me?
This, with weapons.
Your dad is Johnny Woodside.
You can't look up or you're cursed. You're not Hawaiian.
And they mess with the photos of the old airmen.
Killed it.
Philanderers.
You know, I was once a dancer.
Got you a peppermint tea. Ahem.
No.
And, uh, you wrecked everything.
l'll go.
♪ I gotta go Gotta go a'
And did you get the girl?
♪ Ooh, forget about it Now say no go X
And I don't wanna wind up a decal on your laptop.
- You know what? -What?
I mean, I'm just getting started here.
Can I give you a lift, captain?
You gotta be strong with it. That was a little bit wobbly.
Well, let's see.
...because Carson Welch canceled his contract with us. And why?
I never thought twice about it.
She tell you she was one-quarter Hawaiian?
But he's gonna be home tomorrow.
...Brian Gilcrest, lost Brave Angel!
There was a second payload, with weapons...
Propulsion system performance status, nominal.
Mm-hm.
♪ Something on my sleeve a'
Miles of blue, remember?
Slice up. Straight up.
Oh.
-...I had fun. -Fun is good.
The sky is sacred. The shelter over all of us.
- What is it? What is it? -lt's the night marchers of Waimanalo.
- If you calm down, I'll try and remember. -I'm calm. This feels good.
Wow. Good at that.
Sometimes.
♪ Well, I' ♪
My God.
Congratulations. You're a hero.
- Don't know anything about that. -No. No, king.
- Yeah, exactly. -We got it.
Stella!
He would've owned the sky. He would've been his own country.
You are never going to offend me by being blunt.
Just address the land and the sky...
♪ I can go for Just repeating the same old lies I'
This is what we get for letting civilians into space. Drop your bat, go out on a hit.
All right, Mitchell, be cool. Relax and enjoy a bitching summer.
Well, captain, I feel that question in about 18 different parts of my body.
I believe everything you say.
Weapons? You think you saw weapons? Let me tell you what you saw.
Look at the size of that thing.
You can stop right there.
I'm getting the hang of this.