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I’M READY FOR MY MID TERM PRACTICAL I think you’re ready
Where's Aldous?
What? Like a Frog
Oh, yeah, it's Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene.
Pop up now.
I just came.
I just think that's too crazy to be...
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Bitch
I'll just go eff myself then
- Hi. - Hi.
Please don't touch me. Just don't touch me, okay?
I...
I'm just worked up.
Battles Over
Are those sad riot tissues or happy riot tissues?
Your girlfriend?
Aldous.
- Yeah. - Here you go.
- Sarah. - Yeah?
Come on Peter you can do it
Sarah bought me this shirt.
Totally
I found one track that I quite liked.
I used a condom, but
Rachel, we gotta get out of here. Rachel?
Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So does that mean I have to leave the hotel?
Perfect.
I'll just go fuck myself.
I'm able to see so clearly now that Sarah and I are not right for each other.
No, they're not, 'cause you're arching your back up while it's flat.
- No. - Just hold me.
I find you both very sexually attractive.
Why?
Hi, can I have another bloody mary, please?
Look, you've been working on it for a while. It'll help your mind. Be creative.
- Good. Strong legs. - Come on.
That's cool.
Right here, Erk’s Kapua Sweet
Well, it was the right choice for me at the time.
Because you know what I just realised? Huh?
"because he's a major, major, major influence on me now,
for me to forget her. You know?
No, thank you. I need a drink.
BU is better than UMN
We got to do something
You should come and help me. It'll take your mind off of things.
You wanna come home?
He said it was clear I wasn't over you.
You've been weird
Listen, would you like to hang out tonight, like, not in an official hotel function?
A lot of mowgli behind those eyes
When life gives you lemons,
I know who you are. Yeah, you're very, very famous.
You either want to go or you don't.
Oh Birthday in Hawaii! Real original!
Come over here and meet my mom!
You know how we thought the killer masturbated
I'm sorry.
I just came.
Now, you all heard me say,
If you fall straight down, you'd probably hit a rock and kill yourself!
Frankly, I don't stand a chance. No, I'll be fine.
I’m sitting down because I want to sit Not because you told me to
I just think out of context this might be...
you're telling me that you think you have the right
Wake up.
Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
STOP STAING AT ME
Yeah, yeah. Go mingle.
Not so eloquently as you just put it, sweetheart.
Fair enough. Why don't you try to unbutton it?
- Sure you okay, bro? Yeah? - Yeah.
I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.
She's here with some guy already? Kind of messed up.
that I meant everything that I said to you this morning.
Yeah, come on, Peter. Open up the door.
- Mr Snow, may I ask you a question? - Okay.
but you took me by surprise
Looks like you've got some pain behind those eyes
I love you very much.
Right, yeah. I'm off back to England, mate.
That's gross!
Bible study? Not us buddy, right not us
My boss will hear me,
Oh, you want dark and ominous.
Make love to me.
Hey. Wow.
Anxiety
I can't! Please don't make me do this!
And we'll just pretend like it never happened.
Did you get it? Did you get it?
So you're really staying? You're gonna stay?
Maybe it's good we got hurt like that, you know?
It's a good looking dick
You're still involved with him next door, ain't you?
Off to find the mythical clitoris.
The kapua suite
- You ready? - Yeah, just gonna close up.
Just went from six to midnight
I need to B my L on somebody’s Ts
I kind of have this thing about blood, okay?
Julian, what's up?
She licked the tip. That doesn't count.
I wish you weren’t wearing that fucking shirt
Got to Gstaad It's the best
Well, I don't know. For me, that one week of it
That’s a fair lookin dick, Peter
- What's up? - Just relax.
I’m at my fucking place of employment
Hey.
I tried to get you out of the house.
Tell him to make friends.
You've got Christ between your thighs,
Die
- No. No. - From a private number.
Not us, buddy. Right? Not us.
Just wear a condom.
Right here, In Erk’s Kapua Suite
It came out.
She is in bed.
hotel.
- Is everything okay with... - Waffles.
What do you think caused such excessive bleeding?
I can't say goodbye
I had a girlfriend, right?
Oh I’m Aldous Snow Bullshit bullshit bullshit
Seven years free from drugs and alcohol.
Donald Trump America
How much I love you
I guess I'd be 44? FUCK!!
he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
No, he's just a boy.
Keoki took it, right there.
Yeah, and eternal love, you know. That's the theme.
Take it easy, just take it easy.
Hey.
- Gosh, no. ... you seem like a really nice person,
And I've been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now
I don't think you're ready yet, man.
- And, you, I recognise you from your show. - Thank you.
Thank you.
Have fun.
Yeah, I'm going in two weeks.
Bernardi asking me to watch The Wire
Off to find the mythical CentOS...
It’s like the sopranos. It’s over.
Mr Snow, I'm so sorry. I did not know you guys were coming.
You trowing doo doo papa?
"Oh, You Want Dark And Ominous."
It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better
Oh.
- Thanks again. - Bye.