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You're wearing the shirt regardless.
Good morning.
Now sit back and enjoy your in-flight entertainment.
Awesome. Why don't you go upstairs, change that shirt,
It's no problem, honestly. It's not a problem.
You quit squirming and come here.
Please, Mr Van Helsing Listen to me
Cuch, it’s over
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
SO NOW I’M LIKE6-6, YA KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE FRENCHING
Why don't you press your feet up against the rock,
I know that I was not wrong about that.
Sorrow Suckers. I don't know why they call them that.
He's being modest. He works on a show called Crime Scene.
- Yes! - Yes! She's having an orgasm!
I'm pregnant
December through March in NJ
F**K YOU'RE COOL It's so hard to say, because, like, I hate you in so many ways
I just wanna talk to you about something. Can you stop?
So, how do you like writing music for a TV show?
Aloha, bitches!
Please, please, let's take...
Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff. It's really pleasant.
I think I deserve a design award.
Orange and Brew! Real original!
Yeah, I think so. I really like it here. I feel at home here.
It is sea turtle fucking season, dude. Let's go.
Pop up.
You should stop crying.
Puka Nacuacuacuacua’a
I'm going in.
hard-to-love lead detective, Hunter Rush.
- Real funny. - Sorry.
I missed you.
LIKE THIS ONE, IT’S LIKE THIS ONE’S FELLOW
Oh, no, I mean, obviously. This is just pineapple juice.
No, no James for me, thanks
I feel...
I'm on Sex and the City. What's up, Miranda?
We worry about you, Petey.
What about, like, some pineapple juice with a little bit of rum on the side.
Mr Prime Minister and Mr President You better see that it's not only me
Oh, God! Okay, there they are.
- Here you go, sir. Breakfast of champions. - Oh, thank you.
Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy,
It's called the hula.
Another half naked girl on Instagram Real Original!!
I'll try to keep it down.
I don't think I've ever been this covered in sweat before.
Can you get it out of my leg, please, hotel man?
- I'm ready to ride giants, Koonu. - I think you're ready.
What are you burning, man? Come on.
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
Inside of you
Ms Marshall's brainy sexpot character, Maddy Stark,
Open Systems Winterevent 2019
What member of the Brat Pack are you?
And I...
So...
It's just an anticipatory order.
It’s a Good looking dick , Jimmy. Beautiful dick
- Yes. - My wife says so.
I can’t
You gotta just pull yourself up by your wetsuit,
Rachel, please don't do this.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, you have a nice night.
He's dead already.
and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing,
It really deeply upset me.
On the night I'm dying
- Really? - No.
Doo doo paper. You're throwing doo doo paper
When I walk in packing heat to some hoarders house
I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days, so I don't even know
Who, Greg? I love Greg, man.
Go with your animal instincts.
You know you're not getting paid for today's session, right?
It's just... I guess I thought we had another year left.
- Okay. - Just lean back for a second.
because she had been kissing me because of the comforting.
I'm at my fucking job right now
Maybe we could go together?
So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours.
- Hope you have a really good time here. - Have a great dinner.
It’s like the sopranos. It’s over. Find a new show.
Koonu, call the front desk now!
“I’m ready to eat and drink, Koonu.” “I think you’re ready.”
Will you just please sit? Please?
And I pray this broken day will not last too long
Before you go, actually, Peter, I just wanted to tell you,
You’d be very welcome.
You're an unemployed actress, perfect.
I'm really, really sorry that it did,
I never thought in a million years she would say yes.
Ha Ha
You guys are dysfunctional.
You this morning
PETEY!
That's my mainland name. My Hawaiian name is Koonu.
Are those sad bourbons Or happy bourbons
It's a good looking dick, Porter, Beautiful dick.
Take a look at the microscope.
SO NOW I’M LIKE 6-6, YA KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE FRENCHING
Hi.
- Hey, Peter. - Nice job, Bretter.
Yes, this is a gift
It's a good looking dick, Peter Beautiful dick.
Rachel, let me handle this. I know his friend. Let me handle this, okay?
How y’all gonna fight off intruders...
Three weeks later, I caught him cheating on me,
Like a little holiday with Hitler.
- Happy 4th of July! - Thank you.
I just thought I'd take my chances.
Maybe you should just give me a minute.
"and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life.
But I know Sarah, and I'm pretty sure I just ruined her day.
- Sorry. - You dick!
Sarah bought me this shirt.
Can you say "catfight"?
- You went nuts. - Yeah.
- Hi. - Hi.
"No, no drinks for me, thanks.
She loves it here.
Knocked her up in hawaii! Real original!
You ain't the chief in this village. I'm the chief.
I just can’t
I heard that place was a pain in the ass.
But now everything is fine.
Peter, go back to your room. Go back to your room, Peter.
I'm Samantha. I have sex with everyone.
"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. "
But I like getting to know somebody.
Why are you so damn strong?
Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay?