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Shh!
-Mom. -Earl, you go into the kitchen,
In the north, violent volcanoes, including one particularly big boomer,
-It's real! -Uh, real!
Oh, we're just going out for ribs, Daddy.
Stars, like, diamonds in your penis
-Yes, ma'am. -Look, there's something bothering you.
-Where the hell have you been? -(SNIFFLES) Hi, Daddy.
We never found the pipe, but Grandpa Louie walked funny after that.
-But I want a tail. -Look, sweetheart,
-all up and down the supercontinent! -(EARL SIGHS)
(SNORING)
But you waited up.
You know, she looks little like Charlene if Charlene had a tail.
-You've been pacing the floors all night. -You! I'm not even talking to you.
but you know, I really don't have the money to take her anywhere good.
CHARLENE: Give me my tail, Robbie. FRAN: Robbie!
and today, she's little Miss Look-What-I-Got.
you know, a fully-fledged adult tomato.
ALL: Good morning, Pangaea!
-Dah... -Dah...
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
If he knew you, he never would've left you.
First, my daughter, who had the nerve to grow a tail
Hey, hey! Hey, cut that out.
-until I read this. -(EXCLAIMS)
It's not my tail. I don't care about my tail!
...of every moment of your life.