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-And that frightens you. -Nothing frightens me, Fran.
Well, then I guess we're off.
Why?
We have to talk to Charlene about her tail.
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
-Money well spent. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
Betrayed by the very ones I love.
Charlene?
Hey, hey, pally boy. I think that one over there likes me.
Not The Mama!
And you think these guys are the right guys to go out with?
-She's 12, Earl. -Well, seven, 12.
Which if she did, we wouldn't discuss it in front of the son.
(INTRO MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
when you really stop to think about it, is a tail really that important?
Hey, I'm telling you, she doesn't care about her tail.
It's not her tail. 'Cause that would be a female problem.
-(EARL SOBS) -Yes, it grew in last night.
Yes, we are.
Why should I care that I'm the only girl I know,
Nature thinks I'm old enough to make the right decisions.
And I'm going to tell you something, Charlene.
-Robbie, go to your room. -Go on, son.
-They're all for me. -Yeah, yeah.
Charlene, the tail on your backside is not as important,
Earl Snead Sinclair.
The point is,
Every girl in school's grown a tail except her.
-Hi. -(GASPS) Oh.
...your mother is always right there and knows exactly what to say.
-Where are you going? -The roof.
Say, "Daddy."
Earl, you knew Charlene was going to grow up someday.
-Oh, yes, you are. -What?