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You promise? At the, Radisson?
Abby
My man's skirt, is it short or is it okay?
I’m startin’ to lose my buzz over here
Sweetheart you never told me you went to a fat camp.
we'll still have each other, right.
like play baseball and ride motorcycles?
Me and you dry humping on the beach.
Bring it!
We don't want our relationship to turn into work.
That's... uncomfortable.
Great, dude. Mock me for being educated. That's awesome.
What a beautiful view.
Gosh, wasn't it so hard to find gifts...
Because she was...
I’ve shut down
Obviously I know that it's not a flower, but it sounds like it could be.
Ain't it nice to have everybody home for the holidays?
Thought I was going to have to take you to college.
Well, your TV right now is a radio, so...
Do not throw rocks when you live in the house of, Joe.
- Yeah, what about you guys? - We're not getting married.
coo coo coo daddy auntie chris coo coo coo us pigeons are married daddy coo coo coo. coo coo coo yes daddy coo coo coo christine haynes bust you daddy coo coo coo.
Oh you sure can talk the talk you crazy little..
Okay. Hi, Bernard.
and get us, McDonald's as desert?
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVEN’T HEARD OF ME
Okay. Sounds good.
Merry christmas again!
Hello. There's a new born King. Hallelujah!
- What are you saying? - I'd like to know...
Yeah? What is it?
Instead of making me take laps around the anxiety pool.
Should I do it maybe like, This child's a blessing for the both of us.
- The syrup! - Yes!
bending the truth to avoid my family.
...who throws away a career, abandons her kids...
as quickly and as painlessly as possible.
Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters.
She buzzes me, I'm trying to explain to you...
- That feels good. - It's the acupressure.
Gotta go and do some man's work.
Courtney, what would you give?
You can't spell families without lies, am I right?
Hey! Okay!
Say that again and I'm gonna bust your mouth open.
That's perfect, that's a great school.
...with some weird millionaire, hunting me and trying to kill me...
We'll go in there together and I'll drive you home.
- We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us. - Yeah.
Kasi!
That sounds like a really cool thing, and to each their own.
Don't your families get upset?
Dad and Mom in the same room?
Did she just say that?
WE'RE NAMED AFTER THE CITIES IN WHICH WE WERE CONCEIVED....
and I was passed out and I say,
Yeah, we'll be helping out with these kids.
I can't believe I nailed that baby's head.
- Hi, Courtney. - Hi, sweetie.
- A screensaver. - Yes, baby!
Did you hear that? Shark.
When I’m being harassed about how much shit I have While packing my stuff
Peek-a-boo.
You guys got a lot. How many was that?
I can hardly feel mine anymore.
Enough! This child's life is now in jeopardy.
Try again.
There's no, Santa Claus.
- Okay. - Even if we're there for 10 min.
Well you knew, Bradford lived with me after the divorce.
- Yeah. - Does that hurt?
Kasi.
No, I don't think you do. It's violent.
to pull the rip cord early, say, Mistletoe...
That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!
I really didn’t need to know that
I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's my belt. That's attached to me.
I will come to the Christmas market!!!!
Hello. I still need a, Joseph.
If you want to pay, for the stuff, you pay for it.
You saved my life
It's fun.
If you leave one by itself, at home, you're never gonna leave.
...that you're missing here, Kate.
And I love her. Marriage kind of brings pressure...
What for?
Oh you sure can But can you deliver the goodies
How was I supposed to know you hadn't told him?
- I'm not hugging anybody. - He's really excited about the hug.
- Is that genuine leather. - Nice to meet you, ladies.
I can not believe you didn't tell me your real name.
Not because we have to, you know?.
and to, Pastor Phil.
I know you didn't say it. But you don't have any.
We'll need a word that both of us know that means it's time to leave.
Do you send them to private school? Because then you got sweater vests
The Elvis T-Shirt better be straight cool
Okay, listen.
If we're on a plane, and it was going down.
- I'm not... FAA? - If you'd listen...
Kasi.
That's my boy.
I'll do the buzzer.
Yeah, spray.
- Come on! - Take us in!
- Your throwing, eighties songs at me? - I'm tired of being one foot in.
We find it that the more details you give...
- How's she doing? - Good. She's sleeping.
about anything you want to talk about.
We can do this, baby. You ready?
Get it!
Can we take it down a notch, please?
Hi, nice to meet you.
- This is hers? - Yeah.
Seven years. Until 6th.
when you have so many skeletons in your own closet, right.
Mistletoe
Yes!
You must be pretty upset. Are you visiting friends and family?
- I really liked, Daphne. - You did?
Would anyone like anything else?
I could increase the frequency with which...
But the thing is when you're playing a board game...
Dad, I think you gonna want a professional to handle this.
It's, christmas, right, don't you have to?