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You're a senior, right?
Hurt me?
Seriously, if you hate him so much, then why...
"the author recounts his story of being at sea.
(camera clicks, coughs)
Are you his friend, or...
Charlie.
All I pay for is food, rent, Internet.
Why did you do that? (chuckling) What?
All of it? How do you know about the money?
(sighs) Fucking hate new life. Oh.
"just pick a sentence from the reading
Being in debt is better than being dead.
God, that was awful! It was awful for me, too.
And I feel bad for Ahab as well
This course doesn't matter.
"but in reality, it won't help him at all."
I'll go.
Just gimme a minute with him.
Charlie.
(breathing erratically)
People are amazing.
Someone left the door unlocked.
There's so much more in the Bible that we can... I read the Bible.
I'm not gonna tell anyone that you tried to rape me.
But this is why he was so obsessed with this verse.
(Liz scoffs)
I better, uh...
on your own original ideas and truthful analysis,
Did that help? (sighs)
about writing something honest.
"In the amazing book, Moby Dick, by the author Herman Melville,
(coughs heavily)
Well, apparently, you fucking do.
(Charlie exhales)
Adam, you wrote,
out of this body and give you a brand-new body.
I don't care about you! I don't care that you're dying.
That hurt?
(knock at door)
If you want to vote in the republican primary.
You just need surgery, or something!
I disagree.
then you're lying to yourself.
(huffing)
No, I know. I'm not gonna make you go.
I wasn't trying to impress you.
that they should believe in god.
And I felt saddest of all
You know Doug, from the church council?
"and he is sharing a bed with a man named Queequeg."
But as far as the sleeping pills, you're fine.
Your boyfriend.
sees something washed up on shore,
And I don't blame you for keeping her from me.
Where you from?
(choking) (Liz laughing)
You think I didn't want her to have a dad?
(exhales deeply)
Sure. Couple times.
It doesn't help people to tell them
on a bike path near the river in lewiston,
You can't throw me away like a piece of garbage,
(music swells)
and the sack of fat on my back that turned brown last year.
Alan loved me.
sharing a bed with a man
(sobs, wheezes)
You're not from new life.
You're a complete cynic.
Yeah. Yeah, of course. Thank you.
So, how's school?
30% favor trump... Liz.
Liz.
"isn't going to be very exciting."
But we waited
How're you doing, Mary? (scoffs)
You don't like school?
I just don't think you're very good-looking,
When Ellie was little,
we don't have... Do you really think
in one subject,
to get your groceries for you...
(dog barks in distance)
And I was like, "well, why not?"
Now you know why I kept you from her.
That, and the cooking.
{\an8}Subtitle by Sailor420 Hope you enjoy the sub/show
(Charlie yells)
(door opens)
It's just a steady parade of dumb, drunk college kids.