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What's going on?
Hello, Mr. Gopnik?
Larry.
It's not always easy deciphering what God is trying to tell you,
And is that true?
Ho-she-ay-ni.
Sir, we picked this man up at the North Dakota.
(SLAPPING) SARAH: Give it back!
It's a good question.
(WHISPERING) Fagle.
None whatsoever.
LARRY: What are you. . . I'll tell you what's unfair.
if you ever have, whatever, chores that you'd, um. . .
and I feel shame.
Uh-huh. Can I ask? Are they. . .
I don't mean to sound glib.
I guess I. . .
Hey!
Monday is timely. This is not. . .
I was hoping that Rabbi Nachtner could. . .
What happened?
Who?
Uh-huh.
Larry. I'm sorry.
Mr. Turchik has decided to move us into the basement of the synagogue.
Look, this should help you get back on your feet.
Larry.
DANNY: Hey, Dad. Are you all right?
Oh, my God, Mrs. Samsky!
the land flowing with milk and honey.
(BUS DEPARTING)
(INHALING SHARPLY)
This is not nothing.
Sort of. He sleeps on the couch. This is crazy!
Please, Embers is not the forum for legalities. You're so right.
Letting it breathe, so important.
I seriously fucked her! That's what's going on !
I didn't listen to Santana Abraxas,
What?
Does what mean? What happened?
And she wants a gett.
there's a nifty way out of this.
What?
It's a Red Owl. Groceries, what have you.
I, Sussman, should be doing something to help this goy.
(SOBBING) Not heaven.
ARTHUR: Yes?
The associates, me, for instance, bill at. . .
Are you still in there?
A child's bar mitzvah, Larry.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Nothing ! I didn't do anything ! DANNY: Dad sleeps on a cot.
Oh.
Helping others?
I could pretend the money never appeared. That's not defaming anyone.
We're not arresting him now, but next time we will.
And also, the uncertainty
Sy.
(STAMMERING) I didn't ask for Santana Abraxas,
It's automatically mailed to you,
It's just mathematics. You can't arrest a man for mathematics.
and she said that you were very adult.
Rabbi Turchik took his radio. Had money in it.
Looking for an apartment?
No, excuse me. Mathematics is the art of the possible.
Hashem hasn't given me shit. He hasn't given me bupkes!
along with my suspicions about where it came from.
Did you talk to Sy?
(ALARM RINGING)
Iced tea? I have some. Okay.
Danny, this is completely unacceptable. I can't afford to. . .
I guess I'm a little worried.
We're going to get through this.
He knows that every Hebrew letter has its numeric equivalent.
Where are you going?
But I feel I should mention it,
(SPEAKING HEBREW)
Uh-huh.
Did she? Absolutely.
Good afternoon.
No, me.
Yes?
I'm sorry.