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I was going to knock, and then I thought you weren't here.
Hi, Mr. Gopnik.
I'm not even sure how to react.
The Mentaculus really works!
You'll be very pleased.
Not what the gentiles think of as afterlife.
(RECORD STOPS)
goy and Jew alike,
Well. . . . . .and things have changed.
ARTHUR: I'll be out in a minute.
not being contaminated with the tension,
I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it! Brat! Fucker!
Actions have consequences.
(REPEATING IN HEBREW)
Larry, you. . . You are jesting.
Larry.
That fucking flag's gonna rip right off the flagpole!
(Arthur Sobbing)
Oh, no, no. Nothing Like that.
Yes, but that is not just.
(SIGHING)
Look, I didn't know any other way of breaking it to you
Excuse me, not the point. In this world, Larry.
Or perhaps I can take the midterm again.
Yeah.
Is it. . .
learning python couldn't hurt
My wife's, uh. . .
So, okay. So. . .
So good.
Even I don't understand the dead cat.
Hush-hush. No.
which also equals the square root of H over A squared.
That's right. I haven't done anything.
Okay.
No Rabbi Marshak.
Did you go to Sieglestein Schlutz?
My boy, Danny. This coming Shabbas.
to discuss the specifics of the committee's deliberations.
A what?
ARTHUR: Out in a minute! Ow! Stop!
I'm afraid we'll just have to bite the bullet on this thing, Clive. . .
He's a fucker. Where do you get your money?
I can't get F Troop.
(SPEAKING HEBREW)
You're about to get Cosmo's Factory, sir.
(SIGHING) Well. . .
It's for corrective bridgework in the mouth of one of his patients,
Esther is barely cold !
I didn't do anything !
Dad, why is Uncle Arthur in handcuffs?
He looks in his own mouth.
The. . . Poplar.
(MAN CHANTING IN HEBREW)
(EXCLAIMING)
Can you come in?
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Want some of this, fucker?