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- All right, get your boots. Thanks, Dad. Thanks.
...many people would die.
Hi, Ma.
In your pocket, free and clear.
I...
You tell him I want my money by Friday.
What kind of little project?
I got a visitor.
- I think so. - Heh, heh. I think so.
Go back and sell half grams to your fucking relatives...
Norman's Cay is an island.
Not exactly a small favor.
Sell it.
Fuck me running!
I know. But a friend of mine told me that they got schools in California too.
It was lovely to meet you.
They used words like right on, groovy, solid.
Come on. I thought you said we're supposed to be roommates...
Okay, well, what do I have to do?
Yeah?
A daughter.
You guys don't have to do shit. You just sit back and collect your money.
- Layaway, shmayaway. - Yes, layaway.
You let Diego fuck you in the ass.
George, are we gonna do this or not?
Let's get a drink.
- You know what? You wanna go? - Yeah, let's go.
It's okay, Mom.
George... - I'll leave the tip.
More Budget for BArdi LET'S SELL SOME SYSTEMS
...were that I had to live at my parents' house and find a job.
- We'll take it. - All right.
A fun party, a moment of triumph, sexual encounter.
Fuck me running
Fuck me running Ethereum!
Motherfucker, I'm a criminal. Ain't nobody giving me no fucking job.
Go on.
Are you okay?
Come on, Georgie.
I’m a criminal
Right on.
Hello?
- And you are a fucking spy. - What?
Colombia.
Ey, ey, ey. Gentlemen.
Something you wouldn't know anything about, cheapskate.
Tell me about the suitcases.
None of the other guests had any idea it was there.
...that, uh, I'm gonna be going away for a little while.
Surprise.
You know why you failed? Because you had the wrong dream!
Come on, George. No one's gonna pay that.
Do whatever want with it. Have a nice life. I'm out.
Oops. Be cool, boys. Got a little company here.
Oh.
are you for real man? derek man. derek forreal!!
George! George!
I mean, I'm really great at what I do.
It’s nice to have nice things George
The guy's talking about clothes.
George. - Huh?
- How we will live? The truth was...
So you got anything?
Hey, Dulli, you know what I was thinking?
It's okay, baby.
Come on, Mott. Not in front of shark.
That's me. And that's my best friend, Tuna.
George!
...one thing only:
What, was I supposed to be an accomplice?
Open your bag, please?
...so we'll just move on, eh?
Always.
You Don't Think People Know That was a shady trade?
...but then his wife, his children, his parents, his friends...
I'm great at what I do, Dad.
I was averaging 5 grams a day. Maybe more.
Are you all right?
Hi, honey.
It’s all it is, And all it ever will be
Girls, give me about five minutes. I wanna talk alone to the boys.
And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison.
That's enough. That's enough.
- Hello. Uh, may I speak to George, please?
Let’s have some Fun Motherfuckers
- Ben. - How do you do?
Just low, you know?
Uh...
Me too.
...10 percent of the gross, plus our expenses.
What are we going to do?
You know, George, this is a very small part of business. Very small.
Mm-hm.
It's good.
Fuck it, let’s all do one
I give you $30 million...
- How are you? I'm fine.
You believe it, George?
...but, uh, 300 kilos...
If you bought grass, you bought it from us.
- Jesus. It's been 14 years, man. - Oh, man, George.
What I wanna hear from you when I get there Paul
Okay, very well.
It’s nice to have nice things George
Well, lookit.
We're missing out on some serious cash. You tell George. He'll think of something.
Good to see you, Derek.
How will we live?
You have a dream.
- Yeah. - No, you gotta do the talking.
No, no, amigo.
A hotel, a marina and an airstrip.
Fine.
- Hey, what the fuck is going on here, huh? Good to see you.
Bill, what's your problem?
One with, uh, honor, intelligence...
Nothing. Just a little project.
No more getting in trouble for this
Derek?
...and we're making dog shit, nothing really.
You'd have been great at anything.
So...
Money isn’t real George
A 9th round draft pick. That’s it.
You know I can't. Mom will never let me go.
Yes we manipulated the stock and stole your money
Jesus, George.
Derek Foreal. Derek fucking Foreal, all right?
Um, I'm gonna need to meet everybody involved, though.
How, if it weren't for us...
What do you know about Goetta?