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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
to pay for this meal?
Your own newspaper subscription.
He was so cheap he'd buy day-old bread,
Watch me operate.
Bikini wax!
It's nature's fruit juice.
but remember that $225.57 you owe me?
Give me your shoes.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know,
We've got some nice water for you to take home.
What's that?
How much do you think it is, Mom?
the kids have left us here to die.
Well, that's just great.
the answers don't come easy, do they, Peg?
[CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY]
It was right after Kelly was born.
Just have a seat right here.
* Two drifters *
Don't I rate as much as a jackal gets?
That was for $3.95.
to, um...
I'm letting my water settle.
Hey, a man just died here,
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
but that ruins friendships, doesn't it?
Now we can enjoy it too.
He was my relative,
I'll be right back with the manager, sir.
We'll open it and cash it on the way.