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And after my red-headed friend...
Fuck.
And the little bullet hits you right there.
Oye, chica.
Rated X! No! Rated R! No It's Not Going to be rated X!!!
Wray!
I was earlier tonight.
THIS MOTION PICTURE HAS BEEN RATED X Due to the extremely graphic nature of this motion picture, no one under 17 will be admitted.
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Please! Stop!
and within this small percentage lies a cure.
Stand.
cash.
If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
I'll do it.
Hey, what happened to your tooth?
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Not today! Not today!
She's on her way.
I'll be right there.
I gotta get home. I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Look what you did to our son!
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Hey, your tooth fell out, too.
You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny.
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.
Yes, sir.
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Planet Terror
- Uhh! - Aaaaah!
Aaah!
Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.
Don't taunt me, tramp.
Dance for me, motherfucker.
What do you think of the leg?
You took the jacket.
Class-A clusterfuck.
Just reach up.
Or her.
You can call me whatever the fuck you want- I don't give a shit.
Ramona.
I am not leaving you here like this.
I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.
and don't fuckin' touch anything!
It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did.
Somebody grab the slaw!
I made you laugh.
My leg's stuck in the door!
# See the pyramids along the Nile #
Where is here?
You’re fired!
kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.
14 days? No way. I mean-
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,
We don't want you checkin' out right this-
I get it right there out of the dam.
Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please.
Would you like to tell me what happened?
and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body.
She is a possession.
Talked about it enough.
# You #
Blood is salty.
Hey, my other tooth fell out.
Line It Case Of The Stolen Past
And you know what?
Don't touch anything.
Rated X.
Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,
Yeah, I guess.
- Let us go. - Tell me why we should.
I shot at them.
Ohhhh!
Not enough.
Emotion.
Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?!
She'd say...
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.
who's filling in for julie and glynn white? rejavia notlan.
- Don't you mean see you later? - Of course.
That's right.
Uhh!
As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself
Whew!
Well, normally I would.
We gotta fight them off.
I want you to shoot them, okay?
And for that I will pay you $150,000...
Get your sorry ass in here!
right there where the old one was.
The helicopters are on the other side of this wall.
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good,
Now I want all of it.
Baby... get the needles.
Yeah, baby. Stay.
Two against the world.
I looked for it for two weeks.
Can I interest y'all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?
I have no leg!
Rated NOT RATED.