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Best in Texas.
That is, not until we found somebody from the other side
Uhh!
Be right there.
Cherry! Cherry! No!
Uhh!
Everybody sit down!
Damn light.
Uhh!
Get in.
What do you think?
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.
Don't shoot! We're not infected!
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes...
Wait, my tarantula.
Put your backs to it. Protect yourselves there.
People picking up road kill.
There's a difference between being frank
but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
Hello, Palomita.
Run out of dominoes? I'll send you more.
The gas! You need your gas!
(Squealing)
So, uh...
This is fucking ridiculous.
Aah!
Toodley-oodley!
Wake up.
Appetizing.
J.T., you all right?
There are two helicopters,
I'm nobody.
Now, that's a rump roast.
just like this.
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
You gave me some wood,
He knows the score.
Uhh!
Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that.
Holy shit.
Hey, Abby.
Skip, grab the twins! Come along with me!
Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!
About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Say ahh.
Onward
God damn it, girls.
That's our cue.
No.
Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.
Look at me!
You get up there and you dance happy.
I need some Bactine or something?
big enough to take all of us.
But who's gonna laugh now?
Sheriff Hague.
You're all deputies as of this moment forward.
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
- No protection. - But she's fast.
but ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
The deal is still good.
So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC-2.
There's a difference.
Let me go, you motherfuckers!
What?
Go ahead, drop your pants.
Their balls, sweetheart.
Who's Leslie.
Why not?
Where's...
And then we'll move up
Oh, thank God.
well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I Love You.
Car accident. Heavy contusions about the torso,
Wait here, Lieutenant.
Three minutes.
Hey, you want some barbecue?
Doc.
Not yet!
what name do you go by now...
Oh, balls.
shut up it is gonna be Rated X!
Most of it's her own doin', you know.
Anyone else have a car?
Aah!
Yeah. Yeah, that- that sucks, really.
Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river.
There's more!
# Just remember till you're home again #
Good Night, Jake.
Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace,