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See? I'm funny.
'Cause I could've swore you just gave me a fuck you look right now.
But I've got his pocket bike in the trunk.
I am not one to be taunted.
I wouldn't have given you such a hard time.
We have to get over that wall!
What are you doing, J.T.?
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?
When he urinated, it came out through all these little holes here,
Whoo!
We'll need it to transport the other survivors.
Aaaah!
I also eat lots of shit.
Best damn barbecue in Texas...
There's a packed suitcase under his bed.
you'd find a cure.
I don't have a right?
What happened to her?
My blue friend...
That's what I've been trying to tell everybody,
J.T.!
# Mmm-hmm #
You're not funny.
I'm Cherry.
I'm like you said I would be.
Right now,
He's already on 620 picking up another two.
7th and pumbaa
60% of that's from road kill.
Oh, fuck!
I was gonna be a standup comedian.
Ahh!
Three fresh ones rollin' in!
Don't wreck it.
But not-
He has to sign her in.
People eat road kill?
Suit yourself.
What the hell was that?
Sheriff! How much ammo we got?
you reach up.
Im going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge
See this?
Oh, yeah. Big contest comin' up.
It just needed a little thickening agent. You know what I'm talkin' about?
Who's the first?
Mm.
You gotta see this.
Don't shoot!
must check out with their finger
Where are my wife and daughter?!
and you pull the little trigger here...
Viral infections.
Okay.
If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got.
Not cry-cry.
I was just thinking that you, uh...
Sheriff, can we finish this conversation somewhere else?
indicates that you've had this bite for over 14 days.
- Is that bad? - It's high.
What's that?
I wish there was something I could do.
- Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got?
Now what am I gonna do?
I wish you could see us, us two.
I stick it out far.
Anything else?
I mean it this time.
Shut up, Joe.
Dakota... we're sorry about Tony.
No, please.
so you won't feel anything during the procedure.
Amen.
Smokin' hot. Whew!
I like how you say fuck.
Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me. You didn't.
It's go-go, not cry-cry.
Great. Well, that's just fantastic,
Machete.
You damn well better.
Go on, leave me.
and secondary bacterials,
Uhh!
Aw, hell. Can't I just get a tetanus shot or something?
those that have no hope.
you can't be up there cryin' and all that shit.
Ohh.