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- Damn it, Stan! - Every time!
I don't care what you think. Me and my dad made this rocket, and it's awesome!
But he's got the guts to get the job done.
Then up again to first Moscow Burger King.
A beer I am willing to fight for and a job.
So, you don't care that we lost?
That's great, honey. I just wish your father didn't spend our entire savings on it.
Hey! I went to law school with this guy. Kill.
People are buying Bobby McFerrin tapes, Jolt Cola...
Then, by that logic, I didn't spend any. Good night, everybody.
You know what today is? Two days after my birthday.
Dad! You're finally home! I need your help.
and Scottie Pippen sneakers.
when this lean, sleek rocket defeats your capitalist opponents.
And I'll take that eighth of an inch, sir. I'll take it like a man.
Mistake, mmm. Let me tell you a little story, Stan.
I ordered from Meaty McMulligan's. I hear it's awful.
Would any of you like to hear my tribute poem?
I like to race school buses.
Of course you did. We're 80 minutes to the ocean, three hours to the mountains...
I better get back to work. Bullock's been riding me.
but somehow my son picked up a Communist word.
I'd dream of living like C.I.A. Man, Stan Smith.
I'm a ninja, everybody! I'm doing ninja stuff now.
He's made of my American juices, baked in his mother's American oven!
Thanks, Mom. But that's not gonna make it fly better.